Author Topic: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!  (Read 17945 times)

bnyced0

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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #45 on: August 28, 2007, 02:31:00 am »
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 Lauren Caitlin Upton, Miss South Carolina Teen USA a varsity athlete and student leader at Lexington High School, where she graduated in June with a 3.5 GPA.
 
 
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 A 3.5 GPA????????
 
 I know I'm old but when did we go to the 100 pt system?   :eek:  
 
 Note to Lexington High School administrators, it was "Leave No Child Behind" not " Just Get These Dumb As A Stump Idiots The Phuck Out Of Here."
 
 She graduated, yet there's no mention of the proud University that accepted this student leader and her hard earned 3.5 GPA.
 
   Perhaps she planned on deferring a year or so while she finished out the Bush Administration as Chief Foreign Policy speech writer, I mean they really do need someone that can equal the President in his grasp of the nuances of the "The Iraq" and Asian Countries challenges that face our country.

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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #46 on: August 28, 2007, 09:21:00 am »
According to her appearance this morning she is going to Appalachian State University to major in graphic design... *ahem*
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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #47 on: August 28, 2007, 09:27:00 am »
i heard that Ozark U was her back-up.
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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #48 on: August 28, 2007, 10:32:00 am »
Good for her!
 
 
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  According to her appearance this morning she is going to Appalachian State University to major in graphic design... *ahem*

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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #49 on: August 28, 2007, 10:41:00 am »
in case you missed it...  this is what Appy State is known for...  having the worst recruitment efforts ever.
 
 i don't know what is more painful to watch - this or her question/answer session.
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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #50 on: August 28, 2007, 10:52:00 am »
Which Ivy League school did you take your condescendence classes at?
 
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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #51 on: August 28, 2007, 11:11:00 am »
sample lyrics from video
 
 Solid as a rock, proud as a peacock, Appalachian is HOT!, HOT!, HOT!
 
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 Even when the weather is cold, cold, cold. Appalachian is still HOT!, HOT!, HOT!
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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #52 on: August 28, 2007, 11:14:00 am »
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  in case you missed it...  this is what Appy State is known for...  having the worst recruitment efforts ever.
 
 i don't know what is more painful to watch - this or her question/answer session.
Too funny, it also brings in my Carolina angle, and I guess I rest my case  :p  
 
 I don't have any "Ivy League" roots as me and mine are West Coast educated, but I think it's great that there's placement for people like Ms. Teen SC, perhaps someday we'll have the time to find placements for less blonde, less white, less financially advantaged, and less photogenic girls and boys from the inner city as well.  
 
 But first we should probably ensure they have elementary, junior high, and senior high schools that prepare them to be HOT, HOT, HOT...

Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #53 on: August 28, 2007, 11:24:00 am »
Maybe we could just open dogfighting schools for them!
 
 And what makes you think she comes from a financially advantaged home? The per capita family income for SC was 39K for 2004.
 
   
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 [qb]  perhaps someday we'll have the time to find placements for less blonde, less white, less financially advantaged, and less photogenic girls and boys from the inner city as well.  
 
 But first we should probably ensure they have elementary, junior high, and senior high schools that prepare them to be HOT, HOT, HOT... [/b]

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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2007, 11:25:00 am »
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Originally posted by miss pretentious:
  in case you missed it...  this is what Appy State is known for...  having the worst recruitment efforts ever.
that video is awesome.  the guitar fill at 0:43 and the vocal ad-lib at 1:50 are stellar.  
   
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  Which Ivy League school did you take your condescendence classes at?
yeah, really - making fun of a school (especially based on actual evidence, like a laughable recruiting video) - how dare you.  that's like making fun of a band you're not into.  learn to be a little more self-righteous    :roll:
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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #55 on: August 28, 2007, 11:37:00 am »
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Which Ivy League school did you take your condescendence classes at?
 
Wait, are you an App State grad?
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« Reply #56 on: August 28, 2007, 11:47:00 am »
Nope, sorry. I'm a US American who doesn't even know where it's located.
 
 
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Which Ivy League school did you take your condescendence classes at?
 
Wait, are you an App State grad? [/b]

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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #57 on: August 28, 2007, 11:49:00 am »
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  Nope
So you didn't go there, you didn't even watch the video, don't even know where it is, yet still felt compelled to call Miss P's comments condescending?  OK.
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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #58 on: August 28, 2007, 11:55:00 am »
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  Nope, sorry. I'm a US American who doesn't even know where it's located.
 
   
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Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  Which Ivy League school did you take your condescendence classes at?
 
Wait, are you an App State grad? [/b]
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It's in the UNC system, if I'm not mistaken.  And it's some sort of Division I-AA football powerhouse, again that may not be the case but I seem to remember that, but I do know they open the football season with an ass woopin at Michigan, that should be HOT, HOT, HOT.

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Re: Miss South Carolina is hella dumb!
« Reply #59 on: August 28, 2007, 11:56:00 am »
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 So you didn't go there, you didn't even watch the video, don't even know where it is, yet still felt compelled to call Miss P's comments condescending?  OK.
enter the forum...
 ... make trouble
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