Favorite Earlisms

[kosmo vinyl]

I'll start...
 
 "Wakey Wakey Get Your Hands of the Snakey"
 
 
 "You're getting boob glitter all over my face."

[ratioci nation]

i like that part where the show is cancelled  :p

[nkotb]

I still thin the scene when they discover the first guy on his list was gay was brilliant, especially them slowly backing out of the room and the voice over as they sprinted out the front door:
 
 "I had never met a gay before...the running probably wasn't necessary."
 
 

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  I'll start...
 
 "Wakey Wakey Get Your Hands of the Snakey"
 
 
 "You're getting boob glitter all over my face."

[definitivedoodle]

i hate carson daily

[vansmack]

Originally posted by kosmo vinyl:
  "Wakey Wakey Get Your Hands of the Snakey"
 
 

I've convinced smackette that this is the only way to get me out of bed.
 
 One of my favorites:
 
 "I haven't been standing in front of this many foreigners since I was robbing the DMV."

[vansmack]

I know you want Earlism, but when Ralph (Giovanni Riblisi) was getting out of prison and he hugged Earl and Randy:
 
 "It's nice to hug another man and it doesn't have to go anywhere."

[markie]

This thread makes me think of this:   <img src="http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/the_hitchhiker_s_guide_to_the_galaxy/_group_photos/alan_rickman9.jpg" alt=" - " />

[vansmack]

Ah, Joy....
 
 "Is his sister gettin' married? 'Cause if she is and she didn't ask me to be a bridesmaid, I'm goin' down to the strip club and slap her off that pole!"

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

"Townes Van Zandt was the greatest American songwriter and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that."