We Need a Topic FAQ

What kinds of topics are so taboo, or politically incorrect that they will automatically get deleted by thatguy or kosmo.  Are articles that include statistics verboten?  
 
 BTW, Here's a pic of a friendly, happy sunflower to calm you:
    <img src="http://www.sunflower-seed.info/Sunflower%20from%20seed.jpg" alt=" - " />

[thatguy]

you are walking a thin line.  do not play stupid.

I walk the thinnest line
 
 Between the good and bad sides of my mind
 
 And when I'm bad I sit in a tree
 
 And spit on people who walk under me
 
 When I'm good I stay at home
 
 I've got 29 kids all named Jerome
 
    <img src="http://www.shufflocity.com/images/sunflower.jpg" alt=" - " />

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Did I tell you guys about the guy working at Walmart named Juan who sold me a ping pong table and told my wife he has 17 kids?

Don't say ping pong.  Say table tennis.  Don't say Juan.  Say John.
 
   <img src="http://www.melancholyrhino.com/images/sunflower.jpg" alt=" - " />