Took my daughter to the game yesterday. Some observations:
1. Pitchers duels are boring.
2. A game with no extra base hits is boring.
3. Walk off wins are the most exciting thing in baseball, even when it's on a throwing error.
4. Don't forget to bring electronic devices, sketch pads, and books (all of which I forgot I forgot) to keep your couldn't give a shit about sports kid occupied during the game *especially if your wife doesn't come to the game with you*. Bringing a wide variety of snacks definitely helps, as well as getting a free bobblehead (We spent several innings playing "Ask Ian" where I had to ask the Ian Desmond bobblehead a yes/no question, and he would respond by bobbing yes or no. No matter how much I tried to get the Ian Desmond bobblehead to diss Bryce Harper, he wouldn't.)
5. Why would they give a guy who plays nearly every game of the season the day off on his bobblehead day? That just doesn't seem right.
6. Bryce Harper is still a douche. I laughed hard at his fielding error on an easy ground single.
7. It is possible to bring your own beer to Nats Park.