Wisdom teeth = Death

[Jaguär]

Had 2 cut out and 2 pulled out all in the same day. Was told that I walked out of the office with a smile on my face. Went home and took a nap for about an hour or so. Woke up and ate a beautiful giant rare steak with a salad and all of the trimmings. Took me forever but ate every single bite and it was delicious!!!
 
 The doctor gave me percodan and I never ate so good as when I was on that stuff. The only difficult food to eat were sandwiches because I couldn't open my mouth far enough to stuff them inside. The secret to eating the other foods was to use the front teeth and allow the saliva to disolve some of the food. Lots of small bites too.

[evilizac]

Day one of removal was the greatest. If I could go get setup like that for a hundred bucks, hell I'd do it once a month.Loopy. All the rest kind of sucks but just keep busy. And try to get to solid foods fast if you can. For two or three days my gut felt like a coffee percolator whew. Naking the proverbial Deuce Juice. (too much info..?..?)
 This was a couple weeks ago and I feel fine now, just be sparing with the pill and try and sleep.
 Bastard dentist kept my teeth. He probably wears them, having found the origin of my superpowers I know it, the bitch.
 Maybe I'm weird but I thought the whole experience was fun. Course I don't get out of the house much besides work and band.
 Have fun on drugs if they didn't stiff you with Codene.
 Mighty friend Percoset
 iZAC

[pepper*sans*salt]

The best thing about having all your wisdom teeth is that afterwards you have those little pockets in the back of your mouth. Try popping in several tic-tacs. They'll last forever in there. It's kinda cool.   :p

[thirsty moore]

That's kind of like the scene in Weird Science where Anthony Michael Hall got drunk in the bar and started speaking jive with the pimps and pool hustlers.
 
   

Originally posted by i do not heart your balls:
 apparently when i woke up from the anesthesia, i was curtsey-ing and high fiving everyone in the office/elevator.

[chaz]

I used to be in a band with a guy that was in dental school down in Richmmond.  The students there would practice on people that couldn't afford real dental care.  He saved a bunch of the teeth he'd pulled and had them made into a necklace...a strand of human teeth!  Once he wore the neclace to some sort of dental school function.  He said it was like a 50/50 split between those who thought the necklace was pretty funny and those thought it was tacky and tasteless.  Wonder what ever happened to good old Ray?
 
 I had my wisdom teeth removed when I was 15 or so.  I couldn't save them cuz they were impacted.  When they're impacted they have to smash them up into little bits before they pull them out.  It makes for an extra fun procedure!  Afterwords I felt like I'd been hit by a truck and had terrible migraines for a couple days, but all things considered I guess my recovery could have been worse.

[evilizac]

Oh that walking around for the first half hour is the greatest. I was cracking jokes, pointing and smiling, waving, honking the horn while my brother drove me home. Great plus I made sure to play it up. Old beaten jacket and a scarf hiding hald my face. Priceless I wish they took pictures of the whole deal. Well I do have two more...
 Oh well I can still have my Percoset.
 Maybe I will
 iZAC

[chaz]

Originally posted by evilizac:
   Priceless I wish they took pictures of the whole deal. iZAC

Somewhere I've got a pic my mom took of me when I got home from the Dr....I'm passed out on the couch with my mouth wide open looking greasy as hell.  Plus, I've got this wierd ice pack contraption tied around my head made out of a peir of pantyhose.  Maybe my mom was just trying to make me look like an idiot???

[pepper*sans*salt]

I staggered out of the doc's office on the arm of my mother. I stumbled past some old guy who quickly got out of my way. He probably thought I was strung out on something. Actually I was...

[paige]

i randomly took pictures of myself (i guess i found my digital camera in my bag?) and i'm all gooey looking and my eyes are halfway rolled back in my head or something. if i can hotlink a yahoo image maybe i'll put it up for your enjoyment.
 
 day 3 update: no longer feeling like hammers and nails in my mouth, but the swelling is still pretty crazy. when will i stop looking like a chipmunk?

[pepper*sans*salt]

Originally posted by i do not heart your balls:
 [QB] i randomly took pictures of myself (i guess i found my digital camera in my bag?) and i'm all gooey looking and my eyes are halfway rolled back in my head or something. if i can hotlink a yahoo image maybe i'll put it up for your enjoyment.
 
 
 I'd rather like to see that.

[paige]

Originally posted by pepper*sans*salt:
 

Originally posted by i do not heart your balls:
 [QB] i randomly took pictures of myself (i guess i found my digital camera in my bag?) and i'm all gooey looking and my eyes are halfway rolled back in my head or something. if i can hotlink a yahoo image maybe i'll put it up for your enjoyment.
 
 
 I'd rather like to see that. [/b]

yeah it's actually pretty funny... i'll get around to doing so, hahah.

[flawd101]

i will have to go eventually.  on my top right the two pointy parts have appeared and my bottom right one corner is out.  its fun to touch with my tongue.

[paige]

i hope this works...
 a few of the 10 or so RANDOM pictures i took...
 
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 the doctor sucked at doing the IV... now i have a nice track mark..
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[J'Mal]

had a couple of wisdom teeth removed last year.
 
 didn't feel a thing.  painless, problemless.  went nightie night when the doc zapped me with the good stuff and woke up right after it was done.  only used one vicadin.  still got the rest of the bottle "just in case."

[angelml]

ohhhh...so that's why i didn't get to keep mine...it didn't occur to me to ask for them afterwards, but all 4 were impacted...
 
 glad to hear other people's horror stories...everytime i try to freak people out about how horrible it was, they come back and are like i was fine the next day...i remember waking up in the doctor's office all disoriented and they were like your mom went to fill your prescription...she finally got back and i was starving so she got me a frosty from wendy's, which was running down my chin since i still couldn't feel anything...i proceeded to eat more stuff when i got home and then promptly threw up since it wasn't mixing well with the anesthia (sp?)...i got bruises on both sides and so swollen that when i went back to work after 5 days, they were like are you ok?  you still look like a chipmunk...plus my mom had this crazy idea that i would get addicted to my painkillers so she didn't want to give them to me...also it's weird when you can feel one of the threads to your stitches hanging down in your month...