lisa "suckdog" carver tonight

[snailhook]

ok, so there is there any interest in suckdog on this board? nobody's into underground trangressive performance art from the late '80s? richard kern fans? lydia lunch fans? seriously, this event is going to be special.
 
 all the pertinent info can be found on the warehouse thread...

[thirsty moore]

I have heard only one suckdog album.  I am familiar with Kern, but only the stuff he did with Sonic Youth (no big surprise there).

[Bombay Chutney]

This show may be worth it just to see Faith.

[shoot ur shot]

when does lisa carver start? if it's going to go down the way lovid did last week, i might not be able to make this

[Relaxer]

I thought maybe this was a movie reference to the Juliette Lewis and the Licks show tonight at the Black Cat. Is that in any way a hip pick for the night? C'mon, she's like a Hollywood starlet version of Iggy!

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I thought this was another bestiality thread.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by Xavier Bush, Power Forward:
  I thought this was another bestiality thread.

I HOPED this was another bestiality thread.

[snailhook]

there might just be bestiality involved, amongst all the fisting, golden showers, and bondage you can shake a stick at.
 
 suckdog will probably go on around 11.

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Originally posted by snailhook:
  there might just be bestiality involved, amongst all the fisting, golden showers, and bondage you can shake a stick at.
 

How would you rate the "felching probability"? Moderately-high or just "iffy?"

[snailhook]

felching? 70% chance of rain, with a high probability of pegging, santorum, and an encore by the rusty trombone orchestra.

[shoot ur shot]

so what the hell happened last night? i heard some girls were urinating on a pizza pie at the philly gig.

[snailhook]

yeah, you missed quite a show. i'll tell you more about it later, but my booking at the warehouse might be in jepardy, hahaha. they closed out the night by having two chicks piss on a pizza box. it was pretty awesome! apparently, they pissed on a few pizza slices in philly, and some guy's dog gobbled that shit up.
 
 no felching or blow jobs, sadly.

Now that's quality entertainment for your consumer dollar.  Wake the kids up and fill them full of hot, black coffee, because they won't wanna miss it.