New Franchise Ideas for Hooters Expansion

Hooters now has theme restaurants and a theme airline.  What's next?  My vote goes for Hooters dental clinics...you know how the dental assistant has to bend over to clean your teeth..?
 
 
 Any other Hooters franchise brainstorms???

[Sir HC]

Hooters Plastic Surgery Centers.
 
 "You too can look Hooters good!"

[amnesiac]

They also have a  casino coming soon

How about Hooters Gastroenterology?  They would have the girls insert the flexcamera for your sigmoidoscopy.

[Bartelby]

I'm waiting for the Big Dick's franchise...with male servers wearing banana hammocks serving salads, cosmos and blender drinks while us chicks sit around watching Sex in the City reruns on big screen tv's...then the Big Dick's airline, the Big Dick's casino - and Big Dick surgical centers to make all you guys with small ones into potential Big Dick's employees!

[flawd101]

Originally posted by BadSushi:
  I'm waiting for the Big Dick's franchise...with male servers wearing banana hammocks serving salads, cosmos and blender drinks while us chicks sit around watching Sex in the City reruns on big screen tv's...then the Big Dick's airline, the Big Dick's casino - and Big Dick surgical centers to make all you guys with small ones into potential Big Dick's employees!

that would never work...so you will be waiting forever.

[Jaguär]

Originally posted by flawd101:
   

Originally posted by BadSushi:
  I'm waiting for the Big Dick's franchise...with male servers wearing banana hammocks serving salads, cosmos and blender drinks while us chicks sit around watching Sex in the City reruns on big screen tv's...then the Big Dick's airline, the Big Dick's casino - and Big Dick surgical centers to make all you guys with small ones into potential Big Dick's employees!

that would never work...so you will be waiting forever. [/b]

Sadly, I have to agree. They would end up hiring nothing but Gay men which, in turn, would bring in a Gay clientele. Now, that's fine for all the Gay men but, yet again, we Straight women get left out in the cold.    :roll:  
 
 Hooters Breast Augmentation Clinic.

Originally posted by BadSushi:
  I'm waiting for the Big Dick's franchise...with male servers wearing banana hammocks serving salads, cosmos and blender drinks while us chicks sit around watching Sex in the City reruns on big screen tv's...then the Big Dick's airline, the Big Dick's casino - and Big Dick surgical centers to make all you guys with small ones into potential Big Dick's employees!

Not all of the Hooters gals have big thingies.  You can be rather flat chested and still work there...just as long as you're still considered a 'hottie'.  Maybe your male-themed chain should be called 'Swingin'Dick's instead?  Otherwise your asking for litigation.

[Sir HC]

Why not just add onto what Dicks Sporting Goods does?  Have a restaurant on the side with all these athletic men in skimpy outfits working there.  Women eat, men run free through the store, everyone happy.

[ggw]

Banana hammock?

[Shadrach]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Banana hammock?

Another name for skimpy male undergarments.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Banana hammock?

I thought every man owned one!

[lionforce5]

Originally posted by Ellis D. Fleischbach:
 Not all of the Hooters gals have big thingies.  You can be rather flat chested and still work there...just as long as you're still considered a 'hottie'.  Maybe your male-themed chain should be called 'Swingin'Dick's instead?  Otherwise your asking for litigation. [/QB]

Or, in keeping with the "hooters" theme, how about something simple, like "Cocks" with a rooster as a mascot?

[thatguy]

Originally posted by Shadrach:
   

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
  Banana hammock?

Another name for skimpy male undergarments. [/b]

i prefer "plum smuggler" or "under the butt nut hut."

[flawd101]

but not enough girls would go...i mean...some might, but it doesn't seem like they have the same drive guys do.  and if they did go i dont think the place would last as a restaurant like hooters actually is...
 
 its ok for girls to go to hooters and stuff.  but guys would never go to a restaurants with a bunch of ripped guys with large penises...unless they are gay...and then it would become a gay club instead of a restaurant...