Just got this via email...a bit lame but it's quiet here today.
A Girls Prayer
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> Lord
>
> Before I lay me down to sleep,
> I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
> One who's handsome, smart and strong,
> One who's willy's thick and long.
> One who thinks before he speaks,
> When promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
> I pray that he is gainfully employed,
> And when I spend his cash, wont be annoyed.
> Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
> Massages my back and begs to do more.
> Oh! send me a man who will make love to my mind,
> Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my
> behind?"
> One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
> In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
> I pray that this man will love me no end,
> And never attempts to shag my best friend.
> And as I kneel and pray by my bed,
> I look at the wanker you sent me instead.
> Amen.
>
> A Boy's Prayer:
>
> Lord
> I pray for a lady with big tits.
> Amen
>
