Gentlemen, I have a proposition for you. In the interest of shaking things up a bit (no pun intended), I suggest we re-create Seinfeld's classic "Master of Your Domain" competition. For those of you who haven't seen the classic episode, the four Seinfeld-ians have a competition to see who can go the longest without pleasuring themself.
So, who's in? I was thinking much like the episode, we'd use the honor system, although I do think we'll have a no girls allowed rule since we all know - unlike Elaine - they'll win easily.
Just to clarify: no masterbation, no sex, no handjobs, footjobs, etc. Basically, no being brought to orgasm whatsoever. (For our married members, if this is going to cause marital dischord, I suggest you not enter.) Also, I propose the losers pool their money and buy the winner a Master Of My Domain t-shirt off the Seinfeld website.
Who's in? Competition now!
