Some favorites from last night: (mostly all Michael Ian Black)
-"Richard Gere was giving the eldery orgasms, and we all know that that is God's work"
-"They can't make him gay, so they make him retarded"
-"I'm sorry, but lazy eye is prevalent among all races" (The Whip-It video! Yea! Haha)
-"Is eight enough? For me, Nicholas was enough"
-"Who can gobble up the most balls? Who can gobble up the most territory..perhaps?"(Hungry Hungry Hippos are badass)
don't ask me how i remembered all of those.
I did love the Richard Gere segment. Smurfs and Mommy Dearest were up there too.
and WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH BOY GEORGE?!