Carter U.S.M. Sherif Fatman, the undisputed king of the slums. 
 
 "Fatman's got something to sell
 to the capital's homeless
 At The Crossroads Motel
 for the no-fixed-abodeless
 Where you can live life in style
 you can sleep in a closet
 And if you flash him a smile
 he'll take your teeth as deposit
 There's bats in the belfry
 the windows are jammed
 The toilets ain't healthy
 and he don't give a damn
 he just chuckles and smiles
 and laughs like a madman,
 a born again Rachman
 Here comes Sheriff Fatman"