Did anyone else see the review in
this week's NY Times? Ouch:
GOOD CHARLOTTE
??Good Morning Revival?
(Epic/Daylight)
Joel and Benji Madden are the twins who lead the pop-punk band Good Charlotte, and they??re the kind of people who show up on magazine covers and start clothing lines and date Hilary Duff. (She spent a few years with Joel, who is now being photographed alongside Nicole Richie.) But ??The Chronicles of Life and Death,? from 2004, was a dud, overblown and, not coincidentally, underbought. Now it??s time for the Madden twins to make amends.
What they have made instead is ??Good Morning Revival,? a mystifyingly inept CD that includes some of the worst lyrics you will ?? or, with any luck, won??t ?? hear all year. ??Keep Your Hands Off My Girl? is a foolhardy foray into rap (??The hipsters mean-muggin?? on me all night long?); ??Something Else? is a clumsy ode to odd coupledom (??Her daddy??s a lawyer, and mine??s not around/She has good manners, I??m rough all around?); ??All Black,? which strains in vain for anthemhood (??Take a look at my life, all black/Take a look at my clothes, all black?), may single-handedly convince the nation??s goths to embrace pastels.
This band can still crank out a grand chorus, and there??s one in ??The River,? about decadent Los Angeles. But to find the album??s most memorable moment, you??ll have to explore ??Where Would We Be?,? a sub-Coldplay ballad that contains this admission: ??I must confess that I??m a sinking ship,/and I??m anchored by the weight of my heart, ??cause it??s filled with these feelings.? One promising target market for this CD: countries where they don??t speak English. KELEFA SANNEH