GRRRRR!
I am guessing since the poster before me got the tickets, the actual state of affairs is middle option. Which, of course, now means that *I* have other issues, namely how to get my zombie on!
"The ticketing system currently indicates that no seats are available for this performance. This performance may not yet be onsale, may be sold-out or have other issues. Please try at a later time or contact customer service.
For more information, contact customer service."