Ancient or Not?

Lyrics:
 
 Where you at? Flippinâ?? jobs, playinâ?? car notes?
 
 While Iâ??m swimminâ?? in ya women like the breast stroke
 
 Right stroke, left stroke whatâ??s the best stroke
 
 Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
 
 Nuthinâ?? left to do but send her home to you
 
 Iâ??m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?
 
 
 
 TRANSLATION:
 
 You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.
 
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 Ancient or Not?

[markie]

This one is brilliant!
 
 Lyrics:
 
 
 High  fashion - flyinâ?? into all states.
 
 
 Sexinâ??  me while your man masturbates.
 
 
 Isnâ??t  this great? Your flight leaves at eight.
 
 
 Her  flight lands at nine, my game just rewinds.
 
 
 Lyrically  Iâ??m supposed to represent.
 
 
 Iâ??m  not only the client, Iâ??m the player  president
 
 
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 TRANSLATION:
 
 
 You  will be dressed in finest clothes on the  runways of Paris. I will fly you to every state to shop for fine clothes and jewelry.  You will enjoy sexual intercourse with me and  your man will be forced to pleasure himself  through manual stimulation. What a life!  Iâ??ll return you to LaGuardia in time to  catch your 8 oâ??clock flight. The timing is perfect because I have scheduled a date with a  second woman who arrives at the same gate at 9  oâ??clock. Iâ??ll seduce her in the same way  that I seduced you. I rap well and I am a  positive reflection of my home town. Not only  am I a sexually deviant, misogynistic,  immoral, wealthy, male prostitute, but I also  sit on the board of directors of the  organization that governs others of my kind.

[pepper*sans*salt]

Ugh. Rap is much more tolerable when I have no idea what they are saying.
 
 
 

Originally posted by Dupek Chopra:
  Lyrics:
 
 Where you at? Flippinâ?? jobs, playinâ?? car notes?
 
 While Iâ??m swimminâ?? in ya women like the breast stroke
 
 Right stroke, left stroke whatâ??s the best stroke
 
 Death stroke - tongue all down her throat
 
 Nuthinâ?? left to do but send her home to you
 
 Iâ??m through - can ya sing the song for me, boo?
 
 
 
 TRANSLATION:
 
 You, on the other hand, jump from job to job, barely able to maintain payments on the Mercedes Benz you purchased for your woman. Meanwhile, I continue to engage in sexual intercourse and commit lewd osculatory acts with your women. My only remaining option is to request that she leave my home and return to you because I have reached orgasm and no longer have a need for her presence.
 
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