I just sobered up, Jag. And I honestly don't remember posting this thread, but I laughed when I read it! Is there a drunk-posting support group or at least some uber-clever slang to describe it?
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"Ohnosecond"
Immediate panic after making big mistake. "After I sent that email to my ex, I had a major ohnosecond."
"Twoc"
Take without consent. "I twoced this road sign last night - no idea why, I was hammered."