Why do dudes wear crew neck t-shirts under polo shirts?

[Jaguär]

And you guys think that we women are crazy when it comes to fashion!   :roll:

[Guiny]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
  And you guys think that we women are crazy when it comes to fashion!    :p

[mankie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Tassles on shoes, and boat shoes.

BOAT SHOES!!!   :eek:  Unless you're on a fucking boat (and even then it's questionable) don't wear those god-awful things.
 
 What about beige shorts? Is it standard doodle issue or something?
 
 Baseball cap (worn the wrong way round for some reason)
 Oakley sunglasses
 Polo shirt (collar up for the wanker contingent)
 Beige shorts
 Cellphone clipped to hip
 Boat shoes (That have never seen shoe polish)
 
 
 The uniform of the doodle male.