Originally posted by Roadbike Mankie:
  You know you're a country with problems when you vote in a whitehouse were the three most powerful names are "Dick" "Bush" and "Colon"! Colon has gone I know....you could say they cleaned the colon out!!!! 
But which is worse?  You lot give your politicians fairytale names: 
 "The sun was shining brightly when little Jack Straw 
 saw Ian Paisley sitting on a toadstool in the tumbledown
 grove next to the briar wood near Paddy Ashdown."