And these have to be amongst the cleverest lyrics ever, as only the Moz can do. (Is "cleverest" even a word?)
 
 Here is London, giddy of London
 Is it home of the free -
 Or what ?
 
 Can you squeeze me
 Into an empty page of your diary
 And psychologically save me
 I've got faith in you
 I sense the power
 Within the fingers
 Within an hour the power
 Could totally destroy me
 (Or, it could save my life)
 
 
 Oh, here is London
 "Home of the brash, outrageous and free"
 You are repressed
 But you're remarkably dressed
 Is it Real ?
 And you're always busy
 
 
 Really busy
 Busy, busy
 Oh, hairdresser on fire
 All around Sloane Square
 And you're just so busy
 Busy, busy
 Busy scissors
 Oh, hairdresser on fire
 (Only the other day)
 
 
 Was a client, over-cautious
 He made you nervous
 And when he said
 "I'm gonna sue you"
 Oh, I really felt for you ...mmm...
 
 
 So can you squeeze me
 Into an empty page of your diary;
 And supernaturally change me ?
 Change me, change
 Oh, here in London
 "Home of the brash, outrageous and free"
 You are repressed
 But you're remarkably dressed
 Is it Real ?
 And you're always busy
 
 
 Really busy
 Busy clippers
 Oh, hairdresser on fire
 All around Sloane Square
 
 
 And you're just too busy
 To see me
 Busy clippers
 Oh, hairdresser on fire
 (Only the other day)