football is broadcast. You have to pay for it, in a similar way you have to pay for runny-catchy and runny -throwey.
So no difference then? you need satellite or cable to receive it. Just like America. Funny that, eh?
As for programming, the shows you namecheck might be the low brow entertainment you like, why not check out inspector morse or a period drama like red dwarf.
And just returning mine own insult is a very week retort, you will never make a heckler.
Now go away and pretend to be British some more.