Who has the best buns in DC?

[Samantha]

and I'm not talking about food here HUR HUR HUR
 
 (sorry, I just HAD to join the bandwagon)

[walkonby]

tucker carlson.  the bow ties avert your eyes from his real prize.

[Samantha]

I do not know who that is.
 
 I think I should've said something about photographic evidence in initial post

[walkonby]

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[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I nominate my wife and myself in the 35 and over category.

[Samantha]

awwwwe but I don't think I want to see his buns
 
 you can't nominate yourself though for serious I think that's cheating but I dunno I don't make the rules

[chaz]

Originally posted by Samantha:
  I do not know who that is.
 
 

I only wish I didn't know who that shit bag Tucker Carlson was.
 
 And I must say, my buns have improved with age.  I'm not quite as skinny as I used to be.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

I've been told that I have nice buns, presumably due to my long distance running.
 
 However, I'm unable to wear pants tight enough to show them off because I have a gut that requires looseness in the waist...
 
 probably more info that you needed to know

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Charlie Nakatestes,Japanese Golfer:
  I nominate my wife and myself in the 35 and over category.

I second his wife, seeing as my wife has left DC!
 
 I've been told I have a nice bum for an old(er) guy - must be all that cycling.
 
 I can guarantee there'll be no asian women mentioned in this poll.  

[Samantha]

my GOD, the EGOTISM, it's SUFFOCATING ME!!
 
 *ahem* I know many of you haven't met me but SOME of you have and I know you were staring at my ass...

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Samantha:
  my GOD, the EGOTISM, it's SUFFOCATING ME!!
 
 *ahem* I know many of you haven't met me but SOME of you have and I know you were staring at my ass...

HEY! I voted for someone else. Show me your bum and I might be swayed to change my vote.

[Samantha]

my rear is on the internets somewhere.  clothed, before you ask.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Samantha:
  my rear is on the internets somewhere.  clothed, before you ask.

So I just google 'samantha's ass'?

[TheDirector217]

LOL @ this thread.  
 
 I nominate my damn self.  This isn't my personal opinion (well yeah it is), but I get told fairly often that I have a "nice, juicy ass".  A couple of my female fans even stopped by the booth to grab it while I was DJing last week.  But that's it for now.  What happens in the booth when I lock the door, stays in the booth . . .
 
 D.C.'s too far of a scope, but as far as this board goes I'm 95% sure I know which 2 lady boardies have the best "buns" & the best "pectorals" (I swear this girl's chest is no worse than top 10. EVER.  And I've seen many a nice one).  
 
 But I'm on some Brittany Murphy shit with that last one.  I'll never tell . . . . I'll never tell . . . .

[Samantha]

just don't do it at work.
 
  I'm pretty sure this is the only picture where my buttocks is visible.  Please do not click link with high expectations.