Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread

[Space Freely]

For the old fucks on the board:

you could have just said, to everyone on the board

I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

For the old fucks on the board:

you could have just said, to everyone on the board

I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study

Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.

[GAY,GUY]

Too funny, that this thread popped back up today. I am currently doing the pre op paperwork for my 2nd colonoscopy in a couple of weeks.

So looking forward to the prep, which hasn't changed since my last one. So looking forward, to having my he-cunt exposed for all to see.

[Cock Van Der Palm]

The medical/pharmaceutical community - change the standards-make a ton more $$$.

For the old fucks on the board:

you could have just said, to everyone on the board

I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study

Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

this thread should probably be pinned to the top of the forum

[Starsky]

This thread saves lives….

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

This thread spreads butt cheeks….

FFTY

[grateful]

This thread saves lives….

My father died of colon cancer, after never having had a colonoscopy, so yeah.

[Starsky]

I am so sorry for that….awareness definitely saves lives

I am kind of paranoid cause my doctors are telling me to wait til next year because of my cancer..and I have eaten a lot of red meat 🥩

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Grateful, I'm very sorry to hear that.  It's a real risk

If the cancer is diagnosed at a localized stage, the survival rate is 91%
It's expected to cause about 52,580 deaths during 2022.

Hence early detection is key

[Space Freely]

Got mine tomorrow. Wish me luck. I really wish I could have some lunch.

My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.) This in spite of the fact that her uncle, who never had a colonoscopy, died from colon cancer a couple of months ago. Sigh.

[Starsky]

Nobody wants that but people still get them

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." 

so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass? 

also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo

[vansmack]

My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)

She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.

[Starsky]

BOOM!