Author Topic: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread  (Read 46486 times)

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #105 on: October 10, 2022, 09:42:46 am »
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #106 on: October 10, 2022, 09:49:58 am »
For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #107 on: October 10, 2022, 09:55:09 am »
Too funny, that this thread popped back up today. I am currently doing the pre op paperwork for my 2nd colonoscopy in a couple of weeks.

So looking forward to the prep, which hasn't changed since my last one. So looking forward, to having my he-cunt exposed for all to see.

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #108 on: October 10, 2022, 09:55:45 am »
The medical/pharmaceutical community - change the standards-make a ton more $$$.

For the old fucks on the board:
you could have just said, to everyone on the board
I think people look at my accomplishments on here and just assume I'm old as the rest of you, but really, I'm like a decade from colonoscopy time still.

You're under 35?

https://www.healio.com/news/gastroenterology/20171030/colon-cancer-screening-should-begin-at-age-45-per-new-study
Oh, no, I thought the age was still fifty.

Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #109 on: October 10, 2022, 09:57:42 am »
this thread should probably be pinned to the top of the forum
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #110 on: October 10, 2022, 09:58:48 am »
This thread saves lives….

Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #111 on: October 10, 2022, 10:39:54 am »
This thread spreads butt cheeks….
FFTY
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #112 on: October 10, 2022, 10:57:58 am »
This thread saves lives….

My father died of colon cancer, after never having had a colonoscopy, so yeah.

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #113 on: October 10, 2022, 11:10:37 am »
I am so sorry for that….awareness definitely saves lives

I am kind of paranoid cause my doctors are telling me to wait til next year because of my cancer..and I have eaten a lot of red meat 🥩

Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #114 on: October 10, 2022, 11:25:22 am »
Grateful, I'm very sorry to hear that.  It's a real risk

If the cancer is diagnosed at a localized stage, the survival rate is 91%
It's expected to cause about 52,580 deaths during 2022.

Hence early detection is key
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #115 on: November 03, 2022, 01:06:51 pm »
Got mine tomorrow. Wish me luck. I really wish I could have some lunch.

My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.) This in spite of the fact that her uncle, who never had a colonoscopy, died from colon cancer a couple of months ago. Sigh.

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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #116 on: November 03, 2022, 01:17:18 pm »
Nobody wants that but people still get them

Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #117 on: November 03, 2022, 02:22:55 pm »
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass." 
so by that logic, would it be OK if Julian stuck that wand up her ass? 

also there is the poop in a box method that you can do in the privacy of your own Loo
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #118 on: November 03, 2022, 02:25:45 pm »
My wife refuses to get one because "I don't want some strange man sticking a wand up my ass."  (I think I read that 85% of gastroentologists are men.)

She'll be asleep for the procedure, just like half the time she's having sex with you.
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Re: Official 930 Club COLONOSCOPY thread
« Reply #119 on: November 03, 2022, 02:33:58 pm »
BOOM!