The Great Headline thread

[Justin Tonation]

My toilet is sweating

[kosmo vinyl]

I mean bound to happen to all of us at one point or another… they do get up to all sorts in Wales

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

What could possibly go wrong

Watch a swarm of cyborg cockroaches controlled by computers

[kosmo vinyl]

I have a new bucket list item

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

I have a new bucket list item

He needs to be careful. Just watched a movie last night where the police put a person in a piano to electrocute them.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Maryland governor signs bill banning the sale of speculative tickets

[sweetcell]

Maryland governor signs bill banning the sale of speculative tickets

i'm curious to see how this will be enforced.  seems that the best way would be for resellers having to prove they have the tickets before they can list them... so upload a photo of the tickets - which can be be faked?  show a receipt - which can also be faked?  resellers need to hook into original tiket retailer (TM, etc.) to provide confirmation of ticket owners - which would be expensive and potentially have privacy concerns?  or will this just be a weak-assed fine on resellers if they're proven to have sold speculative tickets?  (so, don't get caught...)

[Julian, Forum COGNOSCENTI]

or will this just be a weak-assed fine on resellers if they're proven to have sold speculative tickets?

Feels like this is almost certainly it.

[ye-ole-hatch ıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I only though it was a great headline, whether it will actually do anything is another matter