The Great Headline thread

[Justin Tonation]

My toilet is sweating

[kosmo vinyl]

I mean bound to happen to all of us at one point or another… they do get up to all sorts in Wales

[Hatch, guerrilla-poserll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

What could possibly go wrong

Watch a swarm of cyborg cockroaches controlled by computers

[kosmo vinyl]

I have a new bucket list item

[Julian, White Poet WARLORD]

I have a new bucket list item

He needs to be careful. Just watched a movie last night where the police put a person in a piano to electrocute them.

[Hatch, guerrilla-poserll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Maryland governor signs bill banning the sale of speculative tickets

[sweetcell]

Maryland governor signs bill banning the sale of speculative tickets

i'm curious to see how this will be enforced.  seems that the best way would be for resellers having to prove they have the tickets before they can list them... so upload a photo of the tickets - which can be be faked?  show a receipt - which can also be faked?  resellers need to hook into original tiket retailer (TM, etc.) to provide confirmation of ticket owners - which would be expensive and potentially have privacy concerns?  or will this just be a weak-assed fine on resellers if they're proven to have sold speculative tickets?  (so, don't get caught...)

[Julian, White Poet WARLORD]

or will this just be a weak-assed fine on resellers if they're proven to have sold speculative tickets?

Feels like this is almost certainly it.

[Hatch, guerrilla-poserll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I only though it was a great headline, whether it will actually do anything is another matter

[kosmo vinyl]

See also band names

[hutch]

Awesome boardie names!

[Hatch, guerrilla-poserll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Awesome boardie names!

agree and you took the best one

[Hatch, guerrilla-poserll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Department of Justice to Call for Breakup of Live Nation and Ticketmaster

[kosmo vinyl]

cross posting to random randomness...

Taylor Swift's cats have condition that causes constant pain, say experts

hmmm i would think there is an external source of the pain 

[kosmo vinyl]

Sadly further proof Michigan is the Florida of the north

Suspended driver joins court hearing while driving

A judge in the US state of Michigan was surprised when a defendant appeared for his remote court hearing while behind the wheel.
Corey Harris, who is charged with driving on a suspended licence, joined the call from a moving car.
"I don't even know why he would do that," the judge said to the defendant's lawyer.

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c133x22kzrpo

As someone pointed out "Apart from perjury, is this the first recorded case of someone committing the same crime they're actually on trial in the middle of the trial?"