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Title: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:38:40 am
In the immortal words of Frank Costanza, "I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're going to hear about it!" In the spirit of Festivus, this is the thread for us to air our grievances with each other. Who wants to start out telling their fellow boardies how they've disappointed them over the last year?
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:42:41 am
Walkonby - Listen, dude, its pathetic that you're friends with RatBastard. He's a complete piece of human garbage. If you and your partner were physically assaulted by Christian zealots and left to die in a ditch, and Fox News covered it, he'd champion for their release because "libtards. . . or something." He's fucking trash, and you're better than that. I worry you have some endemic lack of self-esteem that you're friends with some piece of shit that literally would take away all of your rights and hates every politician that has ever stood up for you. What the fuck, dude?
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:42:59 am
RatBastard - You have disappointed me this year by continuing to cling to life.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:49:59 am
Sweetcell - Can you just drop the whole "defender of all social niceties" thing? Your broken record is getting maddening. You know, Rhett (and I cannot believe I'm saying this, and trust me I will get to him) actually has some points on the Muslim thing. He takes it way to far, but there is a reasonable Bill Maher-esque view of "hey, look, this is the only religion that today, in the 21st century is doing these sort of things on a widescale" that maybe needs to be discussed. He takes it way too far, admittedly. But there is a certain retrogressiveness that lingers in MAINSTREAM Islam that way it does not in mainstream (insert other religion here). People can  have a reasonable discussion about that. Not a discussion about banning immigrants or that shit, but an acknowledgment that of the worlds major religions the only one where 40+% of members actively think people who draw a picture of its figurehead should be killed. But you don't have that discussion. You just resort to a bunch of ad hominem painting Rhett like he's Mengele or something. Which, admittedly, is easy to do, but you should be above that.

Also, your defense of the fats is disgusting. They're our greatest social ill and the idea that the fat acceptance movement (smokers acceptance! heroin acceptance! healthy at any cancer!) should be in anyway normalized is disgusting. Disgusting.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:52:04 am
Hutch - You're fucking annoying as shit. I have never read a single post by you and said "oh yeah, glad that got posted." I've never seen you actively advance or contribute to any conversation that was worth having. That said, it's really easy to get your goat and run you off for a few weeks. So that's something. But seriously, try being more interesting.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:55:14 am
Jaded - You annoy me with your whole "all or nothing" false equivalencies on things, especially nutrition or exercise stuff. What I think annoys me about it the most is that you actively say you're not doing that when in fact you most certainly are. Also, I think if it is one day revealed that someone on here has like, a massive coke problem, it would be you. I don't know why I feel that, I just do.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:55:36 am
Relaxer - Your marriage seems sad and it makes me feel sad  to read about it.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:57:14 am
Rhett - I get up every morning and think to myself "don't be an insufferable prick to everyone I come in contact with." Or, in my shorthand, I just say "don't be like Rhett."
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:58:15 am
Azaghal - I have a strong feeling that you do not "get" jokes.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 10:59:21 am
Vansmack - You couldn't smooth a silk sheet if you had a hot date with a babe and . . . I've lost my train of thought.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: kosmo vinyl on December 23, 2015, 11:12:45 am
really?
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 11:14:21 am
really?
Well, if you have a problem with something and want to persecute me for my beliefs and for celebrating Festivus, this is certainly the thread in which to do it.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 23, 2015, 11:16:44 am
want to persecute me for my beliefs and for celebrating Festivus
-not a protected class
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 11:18:44 am
want to persecute me for my beliefs and for celebrating Festivus
-not a protected class
They drove my family out of Bayside!
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on December 23, 2015, 11:21:16 am
I like the fact that I was the fifth person you thought of.  Next year my goal is to break the top three.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: hutch on December 23, 2015, 11:40:34 am
Hutch - You're fucking annoying as shit. I have never read a single post by you and said "oh yeah, glad that got posted." I've never seen you actively advance or contribute to any conversation that was worth having. That said, it's really easy to get your goat and run you off for a few weeks. So that's something. But seriously, try being more interesting.

a lot of truth here.. thank you Julian for airing that grievance...
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Justin Tonation on December 23, 2015, 11:43:28 am
I like the fact that I was the fifth person you thought of.  Next year my goal is to break the top three.

Post of a picture of yourself as obese, haphazardly wearing designer clothes, and eating a hot dog.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on December 23, 2015, 11:47:08 am
I do think the Spicy Weiner branding has run its course.  At this point, most major sausage and sausage-like manufacturers would have expanded their product line to include other versions, including low-fat, turkey, italian, ranch, chipotle, pumpkin spice and whatever they call that kind with the actual cheesy bits baked right into the tubesteak.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 11:50:56 am
I do think the Spicy Weiner branding has run its course.  At this point, most major sausage and sausage-like manufacturers would have expanded their product line to include other versions, including low-fat, turkey, italian, ranch, chipotle, pumpkin spice and whatever they call that kind with the actual cheesy bits baked right into the tubesteak.
I always thought of spicyweiner as more of a thinly-veiled, sophomoric penis reference, but I respect your aired grievance.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: hutch on December 23, 2015, 11:52:39 am
I would like to air a grievance against Kosmo Vinyl.. how come you don't allow polling on this forum Kosmo???
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 11:54:41 am
I would like to air a grievance against Kosmo Vinyl.. how come you don't allow polling on this forum Kosmo???
I co-sign this grievance and would include "general upgrades to forum software since 2007."
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: hutch on December 23, 2015, 11:56:32 am
I also have a grievance against Seth this year... his participation on the forum has been too rare and too many of his posts this year have been kind of negativeish ("if you dont' like it...").... This is a community after all.

However, since I got to hang out on the balcony for Sleater Kinney and party like a rock star with him I'm holding my grievance in abeyance for one calendar year.

I do hope abeyance is a word. If not you know what I'm saying.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on December 23, 2015, 11:56:39 am
Maybe a cronut bun.  Has that been done yet?
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: hutch on December 23, 2015, 11:58:19 am
I would like to air a general grievance against James Ford or whatever he is calling himself this week.... too much trolling and "my family is so great i'm so perfect"..

uh oh once I get started on this grievance business its a slippery slope...
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: hutch on December 23, 2015, 12:00:00 pm
just to be clear overall I love this board.... those were just a few things I had to get off my chest..

working on my grievance against Sidehatch but that is a very long one and may not be ready til next year...I could have used some advance notice..
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on December 23, 2015, 12:02:54 pm
Things I have no grievances about:

Food Food
Beer selection
Number and Quality of Bands
Sound
Sightlines
Cupcakes
New Bathrooms
BackBar
How the place feels safe and the security blends in seamlessly.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 23, 2015, 12:15:05 pm
just to be clear overall I love this board.... those were just a few things I had to get off my chest..

working on my grievance against Sidehatch but that is a very long one and may not be ready til next year...I could have used some advance notice..
(http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/fashion/daily/2015/11/06/astrologifs/scorpio.w529.h352.gif)
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 12:15:08 pm
I also have a grievance against Seth this year... his participation on the forum has been too rare and too many of his posts this year have been kind of negativeish ("if you dont' like it...").... This is a community after all.

However, since I got to hang out on the balcony for Sleater Kinney and party like a rock star with him I'm holding my grievance in abeyance for one calendar year.

I do hope abeyance is a word. If not you know what I'm saying.
I'm amending my grievance with you that I cannot understand anything you say because your voice is muffled as a result of your unwillingness to remove Seth's dick from your mouth.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli on December 23, 2015, 12:21:55 pm
working on my grievance against Sidehatch but that is a very long one and may not be ready til next year...I could have used some advance notice..

http://www.timeanddate.com/holidays/fun/festivus
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: hutch on December 23, 2015, 12:34:05 pm
I would like to express a grievance against a guy who used to hang out all the time and post on the new season thread but the minute Man U went south he disappeared...I think he was a former Malvinas War veteran so he may have some PTS syndrome issues that may explain it..

obviously, if he died, then this grievance is cancelled automatically
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: hutch on December 23, 2015, 12:35:03 pm
I also have a grievance against Seth this year... his participation on the forum has been too rare and too many of his posts this year have been kind of negativeish ("if you dont' like it...").... This is a community after all.

However, since I got to hang out on the balcony for Sleater Kinney and party like a rock star with him I'm holding my grievance in abeyance for one calendar year.

I do hope abeyance is a word. If not you know what I'm saying.
I'm amending my grievance with you that I cannot understand anything you say because your voice is muffled as a result of your unwillingness to remove Seth's dick from your mouth.
No need to go all Trump on me!




Seth does have my dream job.. what can I tell you...
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 23, 2015, 12:40:21 pm
However, since I got to hang out on the balcony for Sleater Kinney and party like a rock star with him I'm holding my grievance in abeyance for one calendar year.

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really did happen
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: vinly-Hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl on December 23, 2015, 01:48:56 pm
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Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: walk,on,by on December 23, 2015, 01:54:07 pm
Walkonby - Listen, dude, its pathetic that you're friends with RatBastard. He's a complete piece of human garbage. If you and your partner were physically assaulted by Christian zealots and left to die in a ditch, and Fox News covered it, he'd champion for their release because "libtards. . . or something." He's fucking trash, and you're better than that. I worry you have some endemic lack of self-esteem that you're friends with some piece of shit that literally would take away all of your rights and hates every politician that has ever stood up for you. What the fuck, dude?

who doesn't have self esteem issues?  we live in a world where we are made to feel inferior from all angles, where famous fuckheads are our gods, and the beautiful skinny people are what we should strive to become.  all I can say regarding my friendship with David, aka RB, is that my father is a minister, and a damn good one at that.  I love my father dearly and respect the upbringing and teachings from my parent's hands that made me the person that I am today.  I was taught to love all people, no matter if they love you or not.  I was taught respect.  I was taught understanding and acceptance of what other people believe . . . even if you think its a pile of horse shit.  I am friends with rat bastard.  I am friends with Julian.  I am friends with the 930 club forum.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 02:02:12 pm
I am friends with the 930 club forum.
This doesn't sound very grievance-y.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: vansmack on December 23, 2015, 03:27:08 pm
I would like to express a grievance against a guy who used to hang out all the time and post on the new season thread but the minute Man U went south he disappeared...I think he was a former Malvinas War veteran so he may have some PTS syndrome issues that may explain it..

obviously, if he died, then this grievance is cancelled automatically

Mankie. I too miss that old bastard...
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: walk,on,by on December 23, 2015, 08:33:40 pm
I have one bitch, here.  and what a bitch it is.  the bitch of bitches.  the wutang of bitches. 

Julian's threads . . . go nowhere.  fuck.   
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK on December 23, 2015, 09:42:35 pm
Hey,  guys, I just pinned Kosmo during the feats of strength! Festivus is officially over.
Title: Re: Official Festivus 2015 Thread: Airing of Grievances
Post by: hutch on December 08, 2023, 10:16:47 am
It’s grievance time y’all!!