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Frank Gallagher

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Re: HEY SMACKIE!!!
« Reply #90 on: June 11, 2005, 09:34:00 am »
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  Wait a minute, I need to get my violin.......... OK Mankie, can you repeat that again?  Tissues anyone?
Well they do say the truth hurts. [/b]
Gutted, indeed....but I'm over it! [/b]
On the bright side.....scums season will be extremely long now, and they'll be so knackered that they'll end up mid-table in the premiership, but what's new?

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« Reply #91 on: June 12, 2005, 02:30:00 am »
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  Wait a minute, I need to get my violin.......... OK Mankie, can you repeat that again?  Tissues anyone?
Well they do say the truth hurts. [/b]
Gutted, indeed....but I'm over it! [/b]
On the bright side.....scums season will be extremely long now, and they'll be so knackered that they'll end up mid-table in the premiership, but what's new? [/b]
Yeah, it's much better being third in the Premiership and no trophies to show for it.  Shout it from the rooftops.....WE'RE NUMBER THREE!

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Re: HEY SMACKIE!!!
« Reply #92 on: June 12, 2005, 07:25:00 am »
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  Wait a minute, I need to get my violin.......... OK Mankie, can you repeat that again?  Tissues anyone?
Well they do say the truth hurts. [/b]
Gutted, indeed....but I'm over it! [/b]
On the bright side.....scums season will be extremely long now, and they'll be so knackered that they'll end up mid-table in the premiership, but what's new? [/b]
Yeah, it's much better being third in the Premiership and no trophies to show for it.  Shout it from the rooftops.....WE'RE NUMBER THREE! [/b]
What a great idea....we can all buy those big foam fingers to wave about in front of the tv camera like the doodles do, only we'll have three fingers up instead of just the one, and lip-synch "We're number three".
 
 BTW, if every college sports team is number one, why do they bother having national championships and all that crap?

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Re: HEY SMACKIE!!!
« Reply #93 on: June 13, 2005, 01:36:00 pm »
:D    :D    :D  
 
 Basically, Shareholders United can 'eff off back to London, Birminghan and Glasgow etc.
 
 
 Man Utd set for new ticket record
   
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 It was feared that fans would stay away from Old Trafford
 
 Manchester United expect to sell a record 42,500 season tickets before the new campaign begins in August.
 United have put an extra 2,500 season tickets on sale and have already eclipsed last year's mark of 40,072, despite an average price rise of 10%.
 
 It had been suggested fans might vote with their feet following Malcolm Glazer's takeover at Old Trafford.
 
 But a club spokesman said: "The likelihood is we will sell out before the start of the season."
 
 Meanwhile, the Manchester Evening News reports that United have seen a minimal increase in the number of season tickets not being renewed for next season.
 
 An average of 200 are not retained each year for a variety of reasons, and the increase this summer is understood to be in the tens, and not hundreds.

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Re: HEY SMACKIE!!!
« Reply #94 on: June 14, 2005, 06:08:00 pm »
Mani nixes Glasto
 He cancels DJing slot over Man U row
 11 June 05 - Primal Scream bassist  has pulled out of Glastonbury in support of Man United fans ongoing offensive against new owner Malcolm Glazer.
 
 The ex-Stone Roses bassist and fervent Man U supporter said heâ??d pulled out of his DJ slot at the festival after he discovered that the venue he was due to play, The Crown tent, is sponsored by Budweiser.
 
 Talking to 6 Music last night at Manchester's Club Blowout, he said: â??Iâ??m not having anything to do with Budweiser or any of the other United  sponsors like Vodafone and Nike until they stand up to Glazer and help get him out of our club.â?
 
 He also revealed that heâ??s lending his support to a new football club thatâ??s been set up by disillusioned Man United fans.
 
 The new club â?? going under the working title FC United - will begin life next season and Mani is hoping to put together a super group of Man United supporting musicians to release an anti-Glazer/Pro FC United single.
 
 He continued: â??Iâ??m gonna get me, (John) Squire, (Richard) Ashcroft and Terry Hall together to knock out a tune and give all the proceeds to the new club. Itâ??ll be superb.â?
 
 However, Mani will still play with Primal Scream on Glastonbury's main stage on the Sunday night.

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Re: HEY SMACKIE!!!
« Reply #95 on: June 15, 2005, 01:44:00 am »
You Buccaneers fans are a tempermental lot!
 
 What's the FC stand for....F*cking C*nts United?

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« Reply #96 on: June 21, 2005, 03:38:00 pm »
Owen: I want to join United
 
 Michael Owen has revealed he wants to join Manchester United. The England striker is starting to accept his Real Madrid career is drawing to a close. And a source close to the former Liverpool star, 25, said: "It looks like Real are ready to sell. If that is the case, he has a hankering to play for United. He does realises it wouldn't go down too well with the Anfield fans who used to idolise him but that is something he is prepared to live with. He enjoys partnering Rooney with England and would love to link up with him at club level." A move to Old Trafford would enable Owen to live in his £5 million luxury mansion Lower Soughton Hall in Flintshire with his bride-to-be Louise Bonsall and their two year-old daughter Gemma. United are thought to be closing in on Owen with a £15 million bid â?? though Real Madrid would like Ruud Van Nistelrooy to be part of an exchange package. But the sale of United striker Louis Saha to Everton is the deal which could open the way for Owen to bolster Sir Alex Ferguson's strike force.
 David Harrison, News of the World
 
 
 Glazer gives green light for Owen bid
 
 The Glazer family have told Sir Alex Ferguson: 'Go and sign Michael Owen.' New Old Trafford owner Malcolm and son Joel, the driving forces of the takeover, are determined to help deliver a transfer coup which they hope will deflect some of the criticism which has come their way from angry Manchester United supporters. The Glazers have been made aware that Ferguson is an admirer of England striker Owen, whose immediate future is up in the air at Real Madrid. Now the Glazers are backing Ferguson to actively step into negotiations to bring Owen back to the Premiership after just one season away in Spain. That would mean United coming up with the £11million to activate a clause in the player's contract - the fee which any club would have to pay to open negotiations with Real Madrid if owen said yes to a swift return to the English game. Ferguson knows Owen and £27million striker Wayne Rooney have hit it off at international level. He also believes Ruud van Nistelrooy can fit into the equation with Rooney playing wide.
 John Richardson, Sunday Express
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Re: HEY SMACKIE!!!
« Reply #97 on: June 22, 2005, 06:58:00 am »
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  You Buccaneers fans are a tempermental lot!
 
 What's the FC stand for....F*cking C*nts United?
Reminds me of a joke Billy Bragg told in the days before Wilco and Woodie Guthrie turned him into a complete twat!
 
 What three English football teams have swear words in their names?
 
 sCUNThorpe
 ARSEnal
 manchester FUCKING united!
 
   :D

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« Reply #98 on: June 26, 2005, 03:49:00 am »
From Manchesteronline.co.uk
 
 Saturday, 25th June 2005
 Glazer: Is it Bust?
 Stuart Brennan
 
 MALCOLM Glazer has done just one thing for Manchester United - destroyed its dwindling soul and filled the gap with a shed-load of debt.
 
 For the first time in the club's history, it is in the hands of a man whose sole interest is how much cash he can squeeze out of the name and reputation of Manchester United.
 
 United were a club with a great tradition, a tragic and beautiful history, the club of Billy Meredith and Duncan Edwards, of Eric Cantona and George Best, the Stretford End and the Manchester Blitz.
 
 What is it now? A means for a very rich man to make himself even richer, by driving up ticket prices, exploiting the "brand" and marketing United to people who think Munich is just another German town and that Nobby Stiles is a hairdresser's in Collyhurst.
 
 My dad helped to rebuild Old Trafford after Adolf Hitler had done his worst in 1940 - he was born a bomb-burst away in Ordsall. Like hundreds of thousands of ordinary Mancunians, he could no longer afford to go to watch United, had he still the desire to do so.
 
 And it will get worse.
 
 Glazer will complete the United transformation from a club made by the people and for the people into a preserve of the middle classes, driving in from Cheshire and all points south on matchdays, consuming and spending, but knowing nothing of support.
 
 A lot like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, in fact.
 
 United began life when a group of railway workers got together to form a club, and they soon became a central point in Manchester life.
 
 Hijacked
 
 In the 127 years since the club's formation, that noble ideal has been hijacked and turned into something callous and calculating, where balance sheets are the bottom line. It is a club that knows the price of everything and the value of nothing. No one is claiming that this is all the fault of the Glazers. The process began years ago, when the Edwards family realised the potential and began buying up shares in the club.
 
 The switch to a plc in 1992 freed up money to improve the ground and the team, but it also laid it wide open to predators like Rupert Murdoch and the Glazers. At least Louis Edwards had supported United - his first interest was in the football, not the dosh.
 
 And the plc, for all its faults, had the nous to maintain some contact with supporters groups, and was accountable to the thousands of ordinary shareholders as well as the cash-hungry millionaires and City institutions who owned most of it.
 
 Now United, bar the shouting, are solely in the hands of a man who sees them as just another business gamble, and it is the last straw for many loyal supporters.
 
 Even for those who will continue to go to games, things will never be the same. The atmosphere, which had started to recover in recent years, will die. The sound of Old Trafford will be of polite applause from the puzzled know-nowts in the corporate areas.
 
 Glazer is throwing the dice, and United's future depends on the outcome.
 
 He may just throw a double six, and the club goes on to win trophy after trophy. But it will be a private party, with the traditional support bounced at the door because they cannot afford the admission price.
 
 On the other hand, Glazer's business plan, described as "damaging" and "aggressive" by the man who is now trying to implement it, chief executive David Gill, could easily crash and burn.
 
 Success
 
 The image of the Glazers as street-smart American businessmen with a portfolio full of success does not quite hold true.
 
 The last time they moved into a business they did not understand it was an unmitigated disaster, as they began a dotcom business which lost millions before it crashed under the leadership of Avi Glazer who one leading dotcom commentator said was surrounded by "almost surreal incompetence". Avi is now on the United board, and you can bet he knows less about football than he does about the internet.
 
 The Glazers are taking a huge risk with United, and if the risk fails, they will shrug their shoulders and walk away, their personal fortunes intact, as big businessmen do, leaving their creditors to squabble over the pickings from the carcass.
 
 Players will be sold, Old Trafford will be sold, and United will end up as another Leeds.
 
 Overnight, the Glazers turned United from a profit-making business into the world's most debt-ridden club - and with more and more red ink on the way, if business analysts are to be believed.
 
 Perhaps they have been taken in by the boasts of the plc, that they have 74million fans worldwide, and have not realised that the core of United support is, and always has been, in the north west of England, and in Manchester in particular.
 
 Too many supporters have begun to be taken in by the spin. "You never know, they might prove to be a good thing, we'll just have to wait and see" is the phrase of the moment in Manchester's bars and barbershops.
 
 Poverty
 
 These kind of people would lie in bed as a burglar breaks in downstairs, and would say to their missus: "Let's just wait to see what he does - you never know he might leave us a few quid."
 
 Because that is the one thing Glazer and his family are interested in - your cash.
 
 Squalid claims that Joel Glazer is "an avid Manchester United fan" only serve to underline the poverty of the pro-Glazer argument. I have never seen Joel on the away terraces at Ayresome Park, or singing his heart out on the Stretty.
 
 Those supporters are the ones United will try to fall back on once the Japanese and the Javans switch their allegiance to Chelsea or Barcelona. For the first time in the club's history, they will find that many of them are no longer there.
 
 Many United supporters, probably the majority, are unhappy about Glazer but are lost in a feeling of helplessness. They feel there is nothing they can do to alter things.
 
 They need to wake up to their own power. As far as Manchester United isconcerned, you are no longer supporters, you are customers.
 
 If that is what they want, act like a customer - and if you cannot shake the United addiction and stop going to matches, at least refuse to give the Glazers any more of your cash.
 
 Some fans are afraid of doing this, claiming it would just help United to crash and burn, to bring about financial meltdown even more quickly.
 
 They are dead right. But United would come again. They did it after 1940 when Hitler's bombs seemed to have ended the dream, they did it in 1958 when so many aspirations lay shattered and torn on a Munich runway.
 
 With Glazer removed, and even with the club shattered, United would rise again - and hopefully next time it will be the supporters who are the heart of the club, as they are at Barcelona, and not men for who money means everything.

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Re: HEY SMACKIE!!!
« Reply #99 on: June 27, 2005, 10:02:00 am »
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  A lot like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, in fact.
 
what the fuck does this dumb fuck know about the NFL or the Bucs ... this type of shit just pisses me off
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« Reply #100 on: June 27, 2005, 12:09:00 pm »
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  A lot like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, in fact.
 
what the fuck does this dumb fuck know about the NFL or the Bucs ... this type of shit just pisses me off [/b]
It's because in our country it's innocent until proven guilty.  In England, it's guilty if it sells papers...
 
 At least Mankie is smart enough to say "Let's see what the Yank can do before we slam him, but dammit, did it have to be a Yank?"
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« Reply #101 on: June 27, 2005, 02:57:00 pm »
Not sure if this has been posted
 
 http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20050627/ap_on_sp_so_ne/soc_united_of_manchester
 
 Man United Fans Form Rival, Semipro Club
 
 By SARAH LARIMER, For The Associated Press
 Mon Jun 27,10:23 AM ET
 
 MANCHESTER, England - Barry Harrison is a 16-year-old defender and all of 5-foot-4, and nothing will stop him from trying to make a soccer team from Manchester called United.
 
 It's not the famous Manchester United, however. It's a fledging semipro club called United of Manchester.
 
 Harrison was one of 200 players hoping to earn a spot with the breakaway club, which was formed by about 3,000 disgruntled fans just weeks after     Tampa Bay Buccaneers owner Malcolm Glazer bought Manchester United in May.
 
 In the week after the tryouts were announced, 900 applications flooded the club, according to United spokesman Jules Spencer. And 200 of those were selected for the Sunday tryouts.
 
 Harrison, who started playing soccer when he was 3, said he saw the Glazer buyout and the formation of the new team as an opportunity.
 
 "I think it's given other people a tryout really, like for those people like me," Harrison said.
 
 Other Manchester United fans at the tryout said they saw the takeover as nothing but shattered chances.
 
 Chris Mason, a 48-year-old carpenter, has been attending Manchester United games since he was a boy. Now, for the first time in 40 years, Mason said he probably won't be cheering for his team.
 
 Mason, whose 16-year-old son Andrew was trying out Sunday, said he suspects each new season will bring higher ticket prices for Manchester United.
 
 "Is it worth spending 60 to 70 pounds ($110 to $128) just to see a football match?" Mason asked.
 
 Harrison, however, said he'd wait to pass judgment on Glazer.
 
 "I think United fans should really give him a tryout, see if he can do something good," Harrison said. "And if he don't, we can go against him, can't we?"
 
 Man United fans have had a relatively short time to judge Glazer, but that hasn't slowed action from the fans who founded United of Manchester. In a three-week period, the team had selected manager Karl Marginson, established a steering committee, given the team its colors and set up the open tryouts.
 
 Spencer said players were drawn to the club for two reasons â?? they want a shot at soccer or they support the breakaway team.
 
 Marginson said many of the players probably didn't care about the Manchester United shareholders and the tension between the new club owner and the infant program. They just want the opportunity to play for the squad's inaugural team.
 
 "I think the players are here because they want a chance to play," Marginson said. "We're going to be part of history."

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Re: HEY SMACKIE!!!
« Reply #102 on: June 28, 2005, 01:36:00 am »
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  A lot like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, in fact.
 
what the fuck does this dumb fuck know about the NFL or the Bucs ... this type of shit just pisses me off [/b]
What does Malcolm Glazer know about the Premiership or Man U?  That didn't stop him from spending millions to buy the club!  I think the fans of United have a lot more reason to be pissed off than you do.  You're upset about a sentence in a newspaper article....these guys could lose a whole fucking team.

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« Reply #103 on: June 28, 2005, 10:18:00 am »
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  A lot like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, in fact.
 
what the fuck does this dumb fuck know about the NFL or the Bucs ... this type of shit just pisses me off [/b]
What does Malcolm Glazer know about the Premiership or Man U?  That didn't stop him from spending millions to buy the club!  I think the fans of United have a lot more reason to be pissed off than you do.  You're upset about a sentence in a newspaper article....these guys could lose a whole fucking team. [/b]
and that excuses this writer's ignorance, knee-jerk jingoism, and utter stupidity?
 
 write all you want about glazer, but don't talk shit about the bucs, especially if it's some stupid throwaway line like that.
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« Reply #104 on: June 28, 2005, 12:52:00 pm »
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Originally posted by Mr Dodgy Slapper:
  A lot like the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, in fact.
 
what the fuck does this dumb fuck know about the NFL or the Bucs ... this type of shit just pisses me off [/b]
What does Malcolm Glazer know about the Premiership or Man U?  That didn't stop him from spending millions to buy the club!  I think the fans of United have a lot more reason to be pissed off than you do.  You're upset about a sentence in a newspaper article....these guys could lose a whole fucking team. [/b]
and that excuses this writer's ignorance, knee-jerk jingoism, and utter stupidity?
 
 write all you want about glazer, but don't talk shit about the bucs, especially if it's some stupid throwaway line like that. [/b]
Oh man, touchy on the Bucs, aren't we?  Good thing I'm a Raven's fan.  We have tougher skin!   :D