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[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Why are black people good at basketball?
 
 Because their knee grows.

[Samantha]

how come there are no good jokes about crackers?
 
 what's the difference between a black man and a pizza?  a pizza can feed a family of 5
 
 what's the difference between a jew and a pizza?  a pizza doesn't scream going in the oven

[mankie]

What do you call an Indian bloke who doesn't own a seven 11?
 
 Doctor!
 
 Right that's it, I'm done!

[sonickteam2]

look what i've done.....

[sonickteam2]

What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
 
 After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.

[markie]

"Because by posting that filth you are propagating the ideas behind it.  What is a joke to you is food for someone else's negative attitude.  And if you feel that the ideas spread like that are okay as long as they are hidden in a joke, you're dead wrong.  You're not only spreading a joke, but you're spreading a way of thinking as well - are you sure you want to do that?"

[poorlulu]

Originally posted by sonickteam2:
  What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
 
 After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.

funny joke of the day.........nice one sonick
   

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Q. Did you hear about the Scottish secret agent?
 
 A. He had a Licence to Kilt
 
 Q. Where do Italian Fishermen go on their holidays?
 
 A. Sardine-ia.
 
 
 Q. Where do Eskimo Farmers live?
 
 A. Pigloos.
 
 
 Q. Who is Captain of the Indian football team?
 
 A. Bombay Charlton.

[mankie]

Originally posted by poorlulu:
   

Originally posted by sonickteam2:
  What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
 
 After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.

funny joke of the day.........nice one sonick
     [/b]

I liked the one about the doodles changing the light bulb too. Did you get to read that one lulu?
 
 Markie...lighten up for God's sake, or are you being sarcastic?

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by poorlulu:
 funny joke of the day.........nice one sonick
     

thanks.  

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by mankie:
   

Originally posted by poorlulu:
   

Originally posted by sonickteam2:
  What's the difference between Americans and the engines of the jets on which they travel abroad?
 
 After they land, the engines of the jets quit whining.

funny joke of the day.........nice one sonick
        [/b]

I liked the one about the doodles changing the light bulb too. Did you get to read that one lulu?
 
 Markie...lighten up for God's sake, or are you being sarcastic? [/b]

i love when you say "doodles" its utterly hilarious.

[markie]

Originally posted by mankie:
  Markie...lighten up for God's sake, or are you being sarcastic?

No, these jokes died at the same time as Jim Davidson career. People find them offensive.

[Celeste]

Originally posted by markie:
  "Because by posting that filth you are propagating the ideas behind it.  What is a joke to you is food for someone else's negative attitude.  And if you feel that the ideas spread like that are okay as long as they are hidden in a joke, you're dead wrong.  You're not only spreading a joke, but you're spreading a way of thinking as well - are you sure you want to do that?"

I do have to say that in some ways I respect and admire markie's comments...here and previously. I think he tends to be a little self-righteous, but we all are on different topics. I think that sometimes people can be overly sensitive about things and other times not sensitive enough. There's a fine line, I suppose...andwe all land on both sides of it from time to time.

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by markie:
   

Originally posted by mankie:
  Markie...lighten up for God's sake, or are you being sarcastic?

No, these jokes died at the same time as Jim Davidson career. People find them offensive. [/b]

yeah, these jokes were funny for about as long as the Stone Roses were together !!!

[poorlulu]

Originally posted by mankie:
 I liked the one about the doodles changing the light bulb too. Did you get to read that one lulu?
 
 

i did see that joke very funny, was that sonicks as well?  if so he can definatly buy me a beer sometime