Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[vansmack]

tequila sweetcell will challenge you for that crown.  i really need to stay away from the stuff.

we were billed for 2 tequila shots that neither of us remember consuming.  it was that kind of a night.

My head tells me we didn't have those shots, but my stomach is telling me we did.

[godsshoeshine]

i never look at the drink breakdown. why? because when there are like 15 beers on there, and every one else is drinking cocktails you feel worse than you need to

[Julian, Alleged Computer F**kface]

Wowie wow wow. That sounds epic.

[Venerable Bede]

Wowie wow wow. That sounds epic.

yeah. . .sounds really epic. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

[vansmack]

Wowie wow wow. That sounds epic.

yeah. . .sounds really epic. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I was waiting for this...

It was spur of the moment (I didn't even have time to change out of my suit...) and you will be included next time.  Make sure you have some time set aside in two weeks.

[vansmack]

What a puss...my friends were afraid to throw me one because they were afraid they couldn't meet my expectations and Lamar Odom is afriad of going on his.  Puss.  Puss. Puss.

Lamar Odom Calls the Whole Thing Off
Posted Sep 24th 2009 9:33PM by TMZ Staff

TMZ has learned Lamar Odom has backed out of his bachelor party -- which Joe Francis and Khloe Kardashian's brother Rob were supposed to hold tonight.

Odom tells TMZ:

"I am extremely thankful to Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian, for agreeing to host my bachelor party this evening at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux.

I regret, I will have to cancel this event because I have now decided to have a private dinner with my teammates, a few close friends and of course Joe Francis and Rob Kardashian."

Sorry, but no stripper poles and "midgets" tonight.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com/2009/09/24/lamar-odom-khloe-kardashian-/#ixzz0S8zpjz7X

[vansmack]

The Grooler is $125.



And they're sold out.

[godsshoeshine]

i'll admit, i was wondering if that thing was for real. but i have 2 grills and 3 coolers, so i dont see the point

[thatguy]

this is not a new thing.  the thermos fire and ice grill was out years before.  it seems to have been discontinued, though.

[vansmack]

I got my ALDS tickets today for games one and two.  And I probably can't even go...

[sweetcell]

what days are the games?!?

[vansmack]

what days are the games?!?

I'm suspecting Wednesday and Friday, but I can assure you, if I can't go (and subsequently Smackette can't go as she'll already be in The OC) they will not go to any Red Sox fans.  Not at any price.  I don't scalp, even to profit off the enemy.

[godsshoeshine]

so you bought tickets to two games 8 6 hours away, knowing you probably cant go still would not sell them if you cant

thats some dedication

[vansmack]

dedication

I have missed 5 Angel games all season, and they were all because of the Fox Saturday Afternoon Blackout (and one game in Anaheim that was not broadcast by the A's for some reason).  You have no idea my dedication to this squad...

Anyhow, there is very little chance that I can make it, but smackette was going to be down in the OC anyway so I picked up two pair.  If they don't jive with her schedule, I will give them to Angel fans rather than sell them for face to Red Sox fans.

The baseball gods reward this type of dedication....

[godsshoeshine]

i thought everyone that watched baseball rooted for either the sawx, cubs or yankees. my hat is off to you