Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[kosmo vinyl]

So Smackie what are the teenage girls telling you about Sky Ferreria?  Because as the Knack once said....

[vansmack]

Youngest American Woman Billionaire Likes it Animal Style

[kosmo vinyl]

Smackie will be getting to work a bit earlier than usual in the future

PepsiCo Inc. is rolling out a new drink called Kickstart this month that has a Mountain Dew flavor but is made with 5 percent juice and vitamins B and C, along with an extra jolt of caffeine.

[brennser]

Youngest American Woman Billionaire Likes it Animal Style

"The thrice-married Torres"

Pretty impressive for a 30 year old 

[HoyaSaxa03]

Youngest American Woman Billionaire Likes it Animal Style

Those are good burgers, Walter.

[vansmack]

Smackie will be getting to work a bit earlier than usual in the future

PepsiCo Inc. is rolling out a new drink called Kickstart this month that has a Mountain Dew flavor but is made with 5 percent juice and vitamins B and C, along with an extra jolt of caffeine.

The funny part about this is that I have been off the Dew for a couple years now, but no fewer than a dozen people sent me this news, mostly after it was tweeted.

Turns out there are three flavors of VitaminWater, including one Zero, that have ample amounts of caffeine with substantially less sugar.  I highly recommend "Drive" (Blood Orange and Mixed Berry) or "Attention" (Fuji Apple + Watermelon) and if those aren't available, there's the old standby "Energy" (Citrus).  Each contains about 75 milligrams of caffeine. 

That being said, I'm definitely trying the new Kickstart out.

[vansmack]

"The thrice-married Torres"

Pretty impressive for a 30 year old 

Fourth times a charm now that she's more "mature"...

[vansmack]

So Smackie what are the teenage girls telling you about Sky Ferreria?  Because as the Knack once said....

Somehow I missed this.  I'll check with my "sources"...

[HoyaSaxa03]

The funny part about this is that I have been off the Dew for a couple years now, but no fewer than a dozen people sent me this news, mostly after it was tweeted.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/man-who-got-shit-together-5-years-ago-still-viewed,30926/

[vansmack]

Exceptionally well played.

[vansmack]

Tiptoes

Don't miss the Trailer.

I've already purchased 5 copies of "TipToes" and sent them to unsuspecting friends.   Copies are .99 cents used at Amazon.

I hope to make this the Rick Roll of 2009.

this is absolute GOLD, people.  i'm soooooooo topping up any amazon orders i make for the next while with this nugget - especially useful if you're just a few dollars short of free shipping.

i seriously doubt i'll ever be able to sit through the whole thing, tho.

This is what I was referring to in the Dead Thread....

[godsshoeshine]

Smackie will be getting to work a bit earlier than usual in the future

PepsiCo Inc. is rolling out a new drink called Kickstart this month that has a Mountain Dew flavor but is made with 5 percent juice and vitamins B and C, along with an extra jolt of caffeine.

The funny part about this is that I have been off the Dew for a couple years now, but no fewer than a dozen people sent me this news, mostly after it was tweeted.

Turns out there are three flavors of VitaminWater, including one Zero, that have ample amounts of caffeine with substantially less sugar.  I highly recommend "Drive" (Blood Orange and Mixed Berry) or "Attention" (Fuji Apple + Watermelon) and if those aren't available, there's the old standby "Energy" (Citrus).  Each contains about 75 milligrams of caffeine. 

That being said, I'm definitely trying the new Kickstart out.

i buy 10 drives every time i go grocery shopping. i dont think i would have made it through my second child's first 6 months without it

[vansmack]

i buy 10 drives every time i go grocery shopping. i dont think i would have made it through my second child's first 6 months without it

I'm worried about this.  It seems that the main 5 flavors are taking over my usual outlets for Drive/Attention.  I can't seem to find them anywhere, and this is a HUGE problem.

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going back to my dinner time discussion of Kate Spade and Keds.

[HoyaSaxa03]

i've felt a great disturbance in the force.

"hide your kids, hide your wife..."

[sweetcell]

i've felt a great disturbance in the force.

"hide your kids, hide your wife..."

the force is string with this one.

as is my hangover.