I always thought Smackie's dream job would be editor-in-chief of BroBible.com.
No way, in that vein, Lexington Correspondent.
Smackie's Dream jobs given current abilities:
(1) GM of an MLB Baseball Team
(2) Lexington Correspondent for The Economist.
(3) Some role in whatever Google replaced Google Labs with
(4) A Jedi Knight in the next Star Wars movie.
If my current abilities were not taken into account:
(1) Professional left handed middle reliever
(2) Professional golfer with Tour Exemption
(3) The #7 for Manchester United