Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know...

[vansmack]

Why bother?

[Yada]

Mazda Cx9 has done us well (three rows of seats if needed), but doesn't look like a mini van

The issue we're running into with the smaller third row SUVs is that when that last row is up, there is basically ZERO storage space. 

we recently got as Mazda 5 with sports package... doesn't totally look like a minivan, but let's face it it's a minivan.  we couldn't bring ourselves to get an SUV (high pollution or high cost), nor a full-size minivan.  so we settled for a pretty-much-but-not-entirely-a-minivan.  happy with it so far, but yeah the truck in about a foot deep when the third row is up.

i like it!! We're in the very early stages (could be close to 9 months before we even pull the trigger) but I like that style... that's kind of what the 2017 Honda Odyssey looks like (maybe a bit bigger).
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If you see a hip dude cruisin' around town in a black Sienna, please wave!

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If you see a hip dude cruisin' around town in a black Sienna, please wave!

Swagger.

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If you see a hip dude cruisin' around town in a black Sienna, please wave!

Swagger.

IMO on of the best ad campaigns
loved it then and love it now
wouldn't be caught dead in one, but kudos to the ad firm

[Yada]

wouldn't be caught dead in one, but kudos to the ad firm

oh burn sidenozzle!

[vansmack]

So here's where I'm at now that I have a better idea of what Audi is going to give me:

1) Porsche Macan
2) Land Rover Discovery Sport
3) BMW X1
4) Range Rover Evoque

And here's where the Mrs is:

1) Honda CRV
2) BMW X1
3) Land Rover Discovery Sport
4) Porsche Macan

I think I see how this ends....

[Yada]

So here's where I'm at now that I have a better idea of what Audi is going to give me:

1) Porsche Macan
2) Land Rover Discovery Sport
3) BMW X1
4) Range Rover Evoque

And here's where the Mrs is:

1) Honda CRV
2) BMW X1
3) Land Rover Discovery Sport
4) Porsche Macan

I think I see how this ends....

Get rid of dat CRV and smackie can still keep his pimp status.

[vansmack]

Get rid of dat CRV and smackie can still keep his pimp status.

I can't tell who's trolling who harder with their list, but I thought hers was well played.

Also, since I searched for that commercial for your Sienna, and FB knows I'm looking for a car, I now get Sienna ads in my feed, so thank you for that!

[sweetcell]

"The difference between a comedian and some random drunk guy is the microphone."

- Jim Jefferies

[vansmack]

"The difference between a comedian and some random drunk guy is the microphone."

- Jim Jefferies

It's just a guy giving opinions....

Tonight, I will watch his new special on Netflix.  And likely have to sleep on the couch for laughing at all of the wrong things.

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And likely have to sleep on the couch for laughing at all of the wrong things.

come on man, take off that skirt and wear the pants!

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

Where is the intersection on the great Venn diagram of Julian's America and Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know? It's right damn here.

[vansmack]

come on man, take off that skirt and wear the pants!

You have a wife and kid(s) right?

Let me know if she survives the first half hour of FreeDUMB.

[vansmack]

Where is the intersection on the great Venn diagram of Julian's America and Things Smackie Thinks You Need to Know? It's right damn here.

Absolutely.  I don't care if she's wrong, naive, whatever.  She posted it in a bathing suit!

If I was following her, which I can't believe I wasn't before now, I wouldn't even have read what she wrote....

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come on man, take off that skirt and wear the pants!

You have a wife and kid(s) right?

Let me know if she survives the first half hour of FreeDUMB.

oh dude, trust me I've got a 49% vote on everything except the socks I pick in the morning...
so I'm only razzing ya as my wife...turned all my pants in to capris

but honestly the whole macho thing was never my thing, so I'm more than happy to let her take the lead