Oh Eddie, How did this happen?

[Arlette]

Yikes!  He looks older and worse than Keith Richards.  Did Van Halen not provide a dental plan? What the hell happened?
 
 
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[Jaguar]

Oh, my! No wonder he and Valerie split up. Of course, I haven't seen any recent photos of her either.
 
 Guess ol' Eddie has been slumming with Diamond Dave.
 
 Is that a pack of condems in his hand? Why would he even need them? Looks like the type that could never get it up...even if he found some slag to use them on.

[beetsnotbeats]

For you yunguns, here's a before shot:
 
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[kosmo vinyl]

maybe he's trying to go on tour with Iron Madien

[chaz]

Cute overalls.

[kosmo vinyl]

so i guess eddie's given up his dream to play tuba...

[MindCage]

Not that he had the best teeth to begin with, but damn perhaps a bleaching is in order! The amount he smokes it's no wonder his teeth are black.
 
 That pic makes me pretty depressed as I use to idiolize him on the guitar when I was in high school and learning to play.
 
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Originally posted by Arlette:
 What the hell happened?
 
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Give the man a break, ferchrissakes!  He just drank hisself a big ass glass of prune juice.

[bearman🐻]

Years of drug abuse...20 years shouldn't make you look THAT bad!!

[ggw]

His replies in the FAQ section are always so witty; I never imagined he looked like that.

[kosmo vinyl]

quite the ballsy statement considering eddie hangs with thatguy...

[Sir HC]

I wonder how much is just a bad photo (hunched mouth open in bad pose...) and how much is just him.  Heard since his cancer treatment he has been pretty bad looking.

[Arlette]

Not so much a bad pose, I don't think.
 
 Yet, he still gets a hot girl.  That's his new girlfriend in the first picture.  
 
 I'm with you MindCage, these pictures just make me depressed.  
 
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[Arlette]

Originally posted by Sir HC:
  Heard since his cancer treatment he has been pretty bad looking.

He had/has cancer?  I didn't know that, do you know what kind?  Mea culpa, now I feel bad for posting pictures of a cancer survivor.

[MindCage]

Originally posted by Arlette:
 Yet, he still gets a hot girl.  That's his new girlfriend in the first picture.

Damn and I thought that was Tawny Kitaen in the background who still looks pretty decent!
 
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