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[shemptiness]

The ?80s-themed Retro Futura package tour returns this summer for a 23-date U.S. run in July and August with a bill headlined by synthpop legend Howard Jones that also features The English Beat, Men Without Hats, Modern English and Katrina of Katrina and the Waves ? plus appearances by Paul Young and Bow Wow Wow?s Annabella Lwin.

Pier 6
July 30th

[Space Freely]

The ?80s-themed Retro Futura package tour returns this summer for a 23-date U.S. run in July and August with a bill headlined by synthpop legend Howard Jones that also features The English Beat, Men Without Hats, Modern English and Katrina of Katrina and the Waves ? plus appearances by Paul Young and Bow Wow Wow?s Annabella Lwin.

Pier 6
July 30th

Katrina is playing without the Waves? WTF. Did Brownie have something to do with this?

[bearman🐻]

RIDE
6th and I
Sunday, July 23rd

[Relaxer]

whoa

[Julian, Bespoke SEXPERT]

whoa

Whoa indeed. The 9:30 show was so good. Smaller venue? Yes please.

[analogfossa]

Mono
RnR
May 3rd

[hutch]

i just can't rock out hutch style at a synagogue... it holds me back... how can i piss all over the floor in a holy place... or smoke my herb or spill my 28th beer all over the place as i walk back to my seat?

[walkie,talkie]

you know, it took me this long . . . but I really love hutch.  I want to breathe on him, at a show.

[sweetcell]

more metal than is probably healthy in one sitting:

Slayer, with Lamb of God and Behemoth
Frday, July 28
Pier Six Pavilion, Baltimore, MD

Presales on Wednesday & Thursday, general onsale Friday.
http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1500525988101795

[Relaxer]

i just can't rock out hutch style at a synagogue... it holds me back... how can i piss all over the floor in a holy place... or smoke my herb or spill my 28th beer all over the place as i walk back to my seat?

You can do all of these things, or at least close iterations of them.
Piss on the floor all you want, it's not a holy place if you're not Jewish.
Smoke your herb in your car. Or in my car.
You can bring beer to your pew now! Pew! Pew! Pew!
And if you can drink, then you can chew. And it motivates you to chug your first beer so that you have a spitter.
And finally, Jewish men are known for having big dicks, so whip that bad boy out and just let it flop wherever it can see Ride the best.

[Yada]

i just can't rock out hutch style at a synagogue... it holds me back... how can i piss all over the floor in a holy place... or smoke my herb or spill my 28th beer all over the place as i walk back to my seat?

You can do all of these things, or at least close iterations of them.
Piss on the floor all you want, it's not a holy place if you're not Jewish.
Smoke your herb in your car. Or in my car.
You can bring beer to your pew now! Pew! Pew! Pew!
And if you can drink, then you can chew. And it motivates you to chug your first beer so that you have a spitter.
And finally, Jewish men are known for having big dicks, so whip that bad boy out and just let it flop wherever it can see Ride the best.

A vape pen is maybe the best investment I've made in the past 6 months.

Also,

John Moreland @ Rock & Roll Hotel on 6/4

[walkie,talkie]

You better smoke that weed while you can. Sessions, is in town.

Soon, according to him, convenience and grocery stores will be selling pot.

Thank God those places don't sell alcohol. Clutch the pearls. We live in a f*** head country. If you don't have a problem with alcohol and you have a problem with pot you are a f*** head no matter who you are.

[Got Haggis?]

Depeche Mode - September 7th - Verizon Center

[walkie,talkie]

YAASSS