Just Announced

[Space Freely]

$2k and you don't even get to meet him!
Although I have got to imagine the Eclectic Selection of Hors D 'Oeuvres makes it all worth it
thank god they threw in the matching Lanyard, otherwise I'd be screaming foul!

When you think about it, does he seem like someone you'd actually *want* to meet? He's never struck me as the nicest or most charming person in the world, or even particularly interesting.

Then again, you were willing to meet Space Freely, so maybe your standards are lower than mine and/or you're more outgoing/social than me.

[24hourpartypooper]

cold cave (opening for AFI)
fri feb 25

[challenged]

Elton John
9/24/22
Nats Park
Final tour ever.

At the top VIP level, you get to keep your seat.

‘ULTIMATE’ ELTON JOHN VIP EXPERIENCE
One Awesome Reserved Floor Ticket in the ULTRA-Exclusive VIP Section *

Immersive. Innovative Indelible. ***

Welcome Letter & Custom Concert Pack (Includes Items to Enhance Your Experience)
Collectible Elton John Concert Chair (Enjoy the Show & Take Your Actual Seat Home With You)
Access to Your Own VIP Hospitality Lounge for the Duration of the Show
Lounge Includes Complimentary Beer, Wine & Assorted Soft Drink Selections ***
Enjoy an Eclectic Selection of Hors D 'Oeuvres & Decadent Desserts
Dedicated On-Site VIP Host
Memories to Last a Lifetime **

Champagne Toast & Welcome Gift Upon Arrival ***
Exclusive "Behind the Scenes" Escorted VIP Backstage Tour
Unforgettable On-Stage VIP Photo Opportunity at Elton John's Piano **
On-Site VIP Perks ****

VIP Preferred Parking (One Parking Pass Per Order)
VIP Priority Check-In
Separate VIP Entrance
Crowd-Free VIP Merchandise Shopping Opportunity
Limited Edition Elton John Tour Lithograph
Limited Edition Tour Lithograph Based Upon Original Elton John Artwork
All Limited Edition Lithographs Printed on Fine Art Paper & Include a Certificate of Authenticity
The Essential Elton John VIP Gift Bag

Custom VIP Gift Bag Designed Exclusively for Elton John VIPs
Includes a Special Collection of Elton John Themed VIP Merchandise
Each Gift Bag Contains a Commemorative VIP Tour Laminate & Matching Lanyard
Price: $1,999.00

Boardie Crowdfund to send Julian?

[Starsky]

Alejandro Escovedo
11-16
City Winery

[Vas Deferens]

he just mumbled the whole time at Capital One Arena during last tour

pass

[Dejecty-hatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Boardie Crowdfund to send Julian?

seems very JA...so not really approiate
now sending him to the Gathering of the Juggalos festival Aug. 19-21 in Thornville, Ohio seems like a much better on the content side

[Starsky]

These VIP things are such cash grabs…. You don’t get to meet the guy, no pictures with Elton, you don’t get to be at sound check and you don’t even get an autograph which are the sorts of perks Vip packages used to have when they hit the market

Let’s say you get a good seat…what’s that worth? $500?!? So for $1500 you get a drink of crummy champagne, some reheated food and a bag of junk trinkets made in China?

But evidently there is a market (ie, suckers) for this shit as every major music act seems to be offering then

[challenged]

These VIP things are such cash grabs…. You don’t get to meet the guy, no pictures with Elton, you don’t get to be at sound check and you don’t even get an autograph which are the sorts of perks Vip packages used to have when they hit the market

Let’s say you get a good seat…what’s that worth? $500?!? So for $1500 you get a drink of crummy champagne, some reheated food and a bag of junk trinkets made in China?

But evidently there is a market (ie, suckers) for this shit as every major music act seems to be offering then

Limited Edition Elton John Tour Lithograph
Limited Edition Tour Lithograph Based Upon Original Elton John Artwork
All Limited Edition Lithographs Printed on Fine Art Paper & Include a Certificate of Authenticity   

[Starsky]

I saw that… for me lithographs have no value..it’s not a signed item. It’s basically a poster.

[grateful]

For $1,500, you can get the VIP experience, but without the Welcome Letter, the Chair, the beer or the hors d'ouvres.

It seems to me the winning move is to buy Julian the $2,000 package and get him to consume $500 worth of beer and food!  We've got an hour to figure this out!

[Starsky]

I am trying to think what kind of VIP I would even pay for…..

I guess if you told me I could hang out backstage after the show with Bernard Sumner, Gillian and Morris I would probably pay $500 including ticket..I would get them to sign my copy of Technique which Peter Hook signed outside the 930 (thanks That Guy who I know told Hook there were a few of us out there hoping to say hi)…this VIP experience will never be offered

My partner when she was a teen was a huge huge Robert Smith and the Cure fan and i guess that something that included hanging out with Robert Smith would be a nice present for her…this is of course never going to be offered

That’s kind of it… the idea of meeting someone like Bob Dylan by paying money is beyond laughable..

[challenged]

For $1,500, you can get the VIP experience, but without the Welcome Letter, the Chair, the beer or the hors d'ouvres.

It seems to me the winning move is to buy Julian the $2,000 package and get him to consume $500 worth of beer and food!  We've got an hour to figure this out!

I want Julian to get the chair!!!

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Limited Edition Tour Lithograph Based Upon Original Elton John Artwork

what does 'Based Upon Original EJ Artwork' actually mean
I would have thought it's a Litho of his orignal art...but based on, do that mean some other person copied his stuff and that's what they are giving you?

[bellenseb]

Quicksand
10/27
Black Cat

[Starsky]

Belle as usual no no nonsense restores order…