https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2025/03/24/updated-kennedy-center-2025-schedule
Updated Kennedy Center Schedule
didn't realize this was satire at first, but pretty good stuff
April 4-5 — 3-D Ghost-Gun Show
April 6-7 — (Musical workshop) Sing! Sing! Sing! On Your Federal Co-Workers!
April 12-13 — Crypto, Change-O: A Magical Illusion Spectacular
April 15-16 — Clarence Thomas R.V./Camper Show
April 17 — An Evening with Stephen Miller (formerly “Stephen Miller and Friends”)
April 18-19 — CPAC Celebrity Pickleball Tourney
April 21 — Big Balls: The TED Talk
April 22 — Game-Show Night! (“Alt-Fact Jeopardy!” / “Win Jill Stein’s Money” / “Kennedy Family Feud”)
April 24-25 — Joey Critters Reptile Revue
April 26-May 3 — Con Con
May 4 — Free and Fair Audience-Votes Talent-Show Night (Dancing with the Tsars)
May 5-10 — Pete Hegseth’s Five-Day Advanced Mixology Seminar (SOLD OUT)
May 11-13 — Gay-Conversion Band Camp
May 15 — (One night only!) Ted Nugent reunites with himself
May 16-17 — Lock, Bump Stock & Barrel (conservative improv group)
