Just Announced

[athwartHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Home Alone

Pregame iggy party at Yada's!
Hope you are breaking out the whales

[Julian, Hyperpop SLUTFUCK]

I, for one, believe Yada can go to the grocery store for himself. And I’ve very proud of him for that.

[athwartHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

I, for one, believe Yada can go to the grocery store for himself. And I’ve very proud of him for that.

where else are you going to get hip to the crucial tunes

[athwartHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Bad Bunny
Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara
Feb. 8, 2026

a right-leaning chunk of this country is going to be big mad about this choice, and I'm here for it

As predicted
Current axios headline
MAGA erupts over NFL picking Bad Bunny for Super Bowl halftime show

[athwartHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Home Alone

Pregame iggy party at Yada's!
Hope you are breaking out the whales

Yada, I know you are home, open the door, I need to use the bidet

[sweetcell]

Bad Bunny
Levi’s Stadium, Santa Clara
Feb. 8, 2026

a right-leaning chunk of this country is going to be big mad about this choice, and I'm here for it

As predicted
Current axios headline
MAGA erupts over NFL picking Bad Bunny for Super Bowl halftime show

right-wing twatter is completely losing its shit over this (alternative colonoscopy cleanse?!?), pure meltdown.  their tears are delicious.

when not being overtly racist (which is the vast, vast majority of the time), they're hiding behind what hatch alluded to: BB previously refused to perform on the mainland, so now it's "hypocritical" or "dishonest" that he's now willing to play the SB.  see, he's a bad person!!!  he doesn't "deserve" to play the SB!!!  BRING BACK TOBY KEITH!!!111

[Yada]

https://www.instagram.com/stuffinourhouse?igsh=dThxNGdzZnZldDI4


Tweedy show at 930 est

[Yada]

Big if true

https://www.hud.gov/#close

[Yada]

Surprise at the club!

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

Surprise at the club!

I can't wait to find out what the actual surprise is.

[Yada]

Surprise at the club!

I can't wait to find out what the actual surprise is.

the only band that matters when there's a surprise at the club.

[grateful tagle zuppi pizzaboli]

Oh Thievery Corporation! Already have my tix ☺️

[sweetcell]

Surprise at the club!

I can't wait to find out what the actual surprise is.

the only band that matters when there's a surprise at the club.

The Clash are doing an unexpected reunion?!?

someone alert jules!!

[athwartHatch lııllı|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llıl]

Home Alone

You’re gonna be ok, buddy. Do you need us to check in on you? Hopefully they left you some money for pizza, and a few boxes of Mac-n-cheese so you won’t go hungry.

the truth was much less fun

[sweetcell]

^ see?!?  this is EXACTLY the chaos that ensues when lazy snowflakes can't be bothered to paste a date, a venue... you know, any pertinent details?  now thanks to ONE PERSON's inability to provide the most basic of infos, we now ALL have to look at that annoying macaulay culkin picture.

i hope everyone takes a moment to ponder how they've contributed to this terrible turn of events, and will pledge to do better in the future.