It is stolen from  something very, very funny:
 
 ROSS IS INTERVIEWING PAULINE FOR THE EXERCISE.
 
 ROSS:
 And youâ??re interested in the trolley job?
 
 PAULINE:
 Er, that is right. Iâ??m very interested, yes. I feel that my ability to work well as part of a team, and yet to take individual responsibility, are important factors in a job of this nature.
 
 SHE WINKS AT THE REST OF THE GROUP, SHOWING OFF. MICKEY SMILES.
 
 ROSS:
 What work experience do you have?
 
 PAULINE:
 I left school early and started to workâ?¦
 
 ROSS:
 Oh, so you didnâ??t go to college?
 
 PAULINE:
 No, Iâ??ve had actual work experienceâ?¦
 
 ROSS:
 So you have no qualifications?
 
 PAULINE:
 Well if you donâ??t count twenty years in the employment serviceâ?¦
 
 ROSS:
 Well, no, no I donâ??t. Iâ??m talking about academic achievement â?? degrees, diplomasâ?¦
 
 PAULINE:
 Oh, come off it Ross! Shoving trolleys round Asda car park? A frigging monkey could do it!
 
 ROSS ROLLS HIS EYES AND PURSUES A NEW LINE OF QUESTIONING.
 
 ROSS:
 Would you say youâ??re a fairly egregious person?
 
 PAULINE:
 What?
 
 ITâ??S OBVIOUS SHE HAS NO IDEA WHAT THIS WORD MEANS.
 
 ROSS:
 Are you an egregious person? Do you have an egregious personality?
 
 PAULINE:
 Ermâ?¦yeah, yeah I do.
 
 ROSS:
 Alright, Iâ??m going to say some other words to you now, and I want you to reply wth the first thing that comes into your head, alright?
 
 PAULINE:
 Alright.
 
 ROSS:
 Home.
 
 PAULINE:
 Royston Vasey.
 
 ROSS:
 Family?
 
 PAULINE:
 Dead.
 
 ROSS:
 Friends.
 
 PAULINE:
 Pens.
 
 ROSS:
 No, friends!
 
 PAULINE:
 Pens! Theyâ??re the best friend you can have! Everything I know about people, I leant from pens. If they donâ??t work, you shake them. If they still donâ??t work â?? you chuck them away, bin them!
 
 ROSS:
 Reallyâ?¦Work.
 
 PAULINE:
 Everything. My work is everything to me.
 ROSS:
 Love.
 
 PAULINE:
 No. Somebody once, butâ?¦
 
 ROSS:
 And can I get your age, please, Pauline?
 
 PAULINE:
 I think thatâ??s a ladyâ??s prerogative!
 
 ROSS:
 I need to know how old you are for the recordsâ?¦
 
 PAULINE:
 Well letâ??s just say Iâ??m as old as my gumsâ?¦
 
 ROSS:
 How old are you?
 
 PAULINE GIVES IN.
 
 PAULINE:
 Forty eight!
 
 ROSS:
 Right, thanks for coming to see us today.
 
 PAULINE STANDS.
 
 PAULINE:
 Thank you very much, when do I start?
 
 ROSS:
 Oh, Iâ??m sorry, I canâ??t offer you this position.
 
 PAULINE:
 You what?
 
 ROSS:
 You failed the interview. You strike me as a bully. Youâ??re ill-mannered, ignorant and foul mouthed. Youâ??re not qualified for this job, and apart from anything elseâ?¦youâ??re too old, Miss. Sorry.
 
 PAULINE LOOKS CRUSHED.
 
 PAULINE:
 But I canâ?¦
 
 ROSS LOOKS AWAY, IGNORING HER. SHE SLOWLY GETS TO HER FEET, UNSTEADILY. THEN, REMEMBERING ITâ??S A ROLEPLAY, BRIGHTENS UP.
 
 Good! Thank you very much. I feel that Ross handled that situation very wellâ?¦can I have my things back?
 
 HE GIVES THEM TO HER.
 
 Yeah, although it did make me wonder how well heâ??d handle a situation more like thisâ?¦
 
 SHE TURNS AND SMACKS ROSS IN THE FACE WITH A BRUTAL STRIKE OF HER CLIPBOARD. ROSS WRITHES IN PAIN.
 
 Eh? Ooh, a bully am I? Foul fucking mouthed? Now, youâ??ll eat those wordsâ?¦
 
 SHE RIPS A SHEET OF PAPER OFF THE CLIPBOARD AND BEGINS STUFFING IT DOWN ROSSâ?? THROAT.
 
 Egregious! Egregious! Egregious! Are you listeningâ?¦?
 
 MICKEY GETS UP FROM HIS SEAT.
 
 MICKEY:
 Stop it, Pauline! Stop it, you nutter!
 
 PAULINE STOPS AND TURNS TO FACE MICKEY, WONDERING IF SHE REALLY IS MAD.
 
 PAULINE:
 Oh, Mickeyâ?¦what IS egregious?
 
 MICKEY THINKS BUT DOESNâ??T KNOW EITHER.