Jack Black hosts SNL

Rupert on survivor is fat.  Fat goes a long way on a desert isle, IMHO.

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Yes, but if some woman came on here and proclaimed she had a set of 34 D's, you and have the board would be all over her body type like a bunch of dumb little teenagers.
 
 

Originally posted by Bubba:
   

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  ah, the pot calling the kettle black!
 
 

Well I am shallow.
 
 But I would consider myself above criticising peoples body types. I have not been in a playground for 12 years. [/b]

[G.Love]

huh, huh. huh, huh. He said 34D's!!!

[Jaguär]

I take it the source of "their" frustrations must have something to do with tits.
 
 You know, if they are that bothersome, they have doctors now for those sorts of things.   :roll:

[mankie]

Partial to 36D's personally!
 
 (Heaton/Rotheray)
 Close your legs, open your mind
 Leave those compliments well behind
 Dig a little deeper into yourself
 And you may find
 
 Come over here just sit right down
 Needn't comb your hair, needn't pout or frown
 I hear you've turned our young men
 Into dribbling clowns
 
 36D so what (D) so what
 Is that all that you've got?
 36D so what (D) so what
 Is that all that you've got?
 
 Make their day and go ahead
 Remove your clothes lie on their bed
 Just a last gasp chance or an outside bet
 To the easily led
 
 And before you do just what you do
 Here' one thought for you to chew
 The men who run the business that you sell
 They screw you too
 
 36D so what (D) so what
 Is that all that you've got?
 36D so what (D) so what
 Is that all that you've got?
 
 You're just another 365 night stand
 But you're so handy, you're so handy
 You cheapen and you nasty every woman in this land
 But you're so handy, you're so handy
 
 Your picture's hanging pretty on the squaddies' walls
 You're Steven's, Andy's, you're Ian's, you're Paul's
 Your body's through of fondly in the rugby mauls
 But you want more
 
 36D so what (D) so what
 Is that all that you've got?
 
 36D so what (D) so what
 Is that all that you've got?
 
 36D so what (D) so what
 Is that all that you've got?
 
 36D so what (D) so what
 Is that all that you've got?
 He was trying to save his job
 He was, he was trying to save his job

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

Actually, being called "fatso" was the greatest thing that ever happened to me when I was younger. Served as lifelong inspiration to choose a lifestyle that helped rid me of that tag and be a more healthy person.

[ggw]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Actually, being called "fatso" was the greatest thing that ever happened to me when I was younger. Served as lifelong inspiration to choose a lifestyle that helped rid me of that tag and be a more healthy person.

So, did being called "faggot" make you go straight?

[Charlie Nakatestes, Japanese Golfer]

No, but it made me move the hell out of upstate NY.
 
 

Originally posted by ggwâ?¢:
   

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
  Actually, being called "fatso" was the greatest thing that ever happened to me when I was younger. Served as lifelong inspiration to choose a lifestyle that helped rid me of that tag and be a more healthy person.

So, did being called "faggot" make you go straight? [/b]

[markie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB] Yes, but if some woman came on here and proclaimed she had a set of 34 D's, you and have the board would be all over her body type like a bunch of dumb little teenagers.
 
 

Originally posted by Bubba:
 [qb]  
 
 Sure.
 
 Gather 'round me, everybody
 Gather 'round me while I'm preachin'
 Feel a sermon comin' on me
 The topic will be sin and that's what I'm ag'in'
 If you wanna hear my story
 The settle back and just sit tight
 While I start reviewin'
 The attitude of doin' right
 
 
 You've got to accentuate the positive
 Eliminate the negative
 And latch on to the affirmative
 Don't mess with Mister In-Between
 
 You've got to spread joy up to the maximum
 Bring gloom down to the minimum
 Have faith or pandemonium's
 Liable to walk upon the scene
 
 To illustrate my last remark
 Jonah in the whale, Noah in the ark
 What did they do just when everything looked so dark?
 
 (Man, they said "We'd better accentuate the positive")
 ("Eliminate the negative")
 ("And latch on to the affirmative")
 Don't mess with Mister In-Between (No!)
 Don't mess with Mister In-Between
 
 (Ya got to spread joy up to the maximum)
 (Bring gloom down to the minimum)
 (Have faith or pandemonium's)
 (Liable to walk upon the scene)
 
 You got to ac (yes, yes) -cent-tchu-ate the positive
 Eliminate (yes, yes) the negative
 And latch (yes, yes) on to the affirmative
 Don't mess with Mister In-Between
 No, don't mess with Mister In-Between

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[Jaguär]

What about we women who don't have 34Ds? Should we get pissed off at Rhett yet again today for making us not feel perfect?

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[mankie]

Originally posted by Rhett Miller:
 [QB] No, but it made me move the hell out of upstate NY.
 
 

 So it upset you so much about being called names that you moved out of the state, yet you are still mean enough to call other's names. Didn't you learn ANYTHING from being called fatso and faggot?

[markie]

Originally posted by Jaguär:
  What about we women who don't have 34Ds? Should we get pissed off at Rhett yet again today for making us not feel perfect?

No Jag, your 32 Es look just swell.

[mankie]

$2.89 for homo milk!!   :eek:   Yet more proof of Americas predjudice against the gay and lesbian communities.