The perfect metaphor for 95% of the 9:30 club message bo

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
  I say let him have his say...he spends his whole life in his bedroom posting on the 930 board or wanking off to National Geographic magazine because he's not old enough to buy Penthouse or Hustler.

dude, i think he's older than you actually.

[Frank Gallagher]

Originally posted by Erinaceous Sonickus:
   

Originally posted by 47 YEAR OLD VIRGIN:
  I say let him have his say...he spends his whole life in his bedroom posting on the 930 board or wanking off to National Geographic magazine because he's not old enough to buy Penthouse or Hustler.

dude, i think he's older than you actually. [/b]

Brian comes home from school and says proudly to his father, "Guess what Pa, I have the biggest pee pee in 5th grade". "That's great son, you must be very proud" "I am. Pa, do I got the biggest pee-pee in 5th grade coz I'm blessed?" "No son, becaue you're 36 years old!!!"
 
 I was referring to mental age more than anything else.

[thirsty moore]

So you're a GG fan.
 
 

Originally posted by bearman:
 Brian Wallace is like the drunken guest at the Christmas dinner table who gets up on the table and takes a shit on your plate. I'm done with it.

[sweetcell]

feeding the troll:
 
 The Coolest D.C. Party Is Still Lame
 http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1735470,00.html
 
 unlike brian, it's observant, funny and well-written.

[Brian_Wallace]

Why does everyone use any available thread to get on their soapbox and bleat on about petty, pissy grudges?  Crapping on a table.  The correspondentâ??s dinner.  47 year old virgin's disturbing obsession with grade school penises and Morrissey.  Pointlessly rambling on about all that you love...and all that you hate.
 All you distrust and all that you save.
 
 Let's get back to the topic at hand.  Some washed up retro act LOST A GIANT INFLATABLE PIG!!!
 
 Let's keep our eyes on the prize, people.  
 
 Yes, we can.
 
 Brian

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
  Why does everyone use any available thread to get on their soapbox and bleat on about petty, pissy grudges?  

we learned it from you, sir.

[BookerT]

the freed pig

[RustyOrgan]

"Fallout Boy, Panic At The Disco and Dana Cook" - GAG!

[kosmo vinyl]

Originally posted by Brian Wallace:
  Why does everyone use any available thread to get on their soapbox and bleat on about petty, pissy grudges?  Crapping on a table.  The correspondentâ??s dinner.  47 year old virgin's disturbing obsession with grade school penises and Morrissey.  Pointlessly rambling on about all that you love...and all that you hate.
 All you distrust and all that you save.
 
 Let's get back to the topic at hand.  Some washed up retro act LOST A GIANT INFLATABLE PIG!!!
 
 Let's keep our eyes on the prize, people.  
 
 Yes, we can.
 
 Brian

Because you felt the need to preface your "clever" comment with your usual verbal diarrhea diatribe about this forums collective tastes in music and oh so boring tacky comments about bands that you don't consider "fresh".
 
 Do a little self editing and some of us might actually get a rats ass about what you are on about...

[walkonby]

perfect metaphor - sexy bitch

[HoyaSaxa03]

<img src="http://www.emergentchaos.com/images/06-feb/navel-gazing.jpg" alt=" - " />

[sweetcell]

perfect metaphor indeed, but brian got it wrong:
 
 aging rocker headlines major festival and is paid tons of money; while sad, spiteful "fresh young talent" is left to post pointless drivel on a little-read message board (when not touching himself to Nat Geo pix, of course).

[sonickteam2]

Originally posted by sweetcell:
  perfect metaphor indeed, but brian got it wrong:
 
 aging rocker headlines major festival and is paid tons of money; while sad, spiteful "fresh young talent" is left to post pointless drivel on a little-read message board (when not touching himself to Nat Geo pix, of course).

you know, I have the NatGEO channel in HD at my house....is all i'm sayin.

[azaghal1981]

Whoa...he got to meet Clay Davis! Greatest made-for-tv politician ever. That would've made it all worth it for me.
 
 
 Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
 
 Edit: I'm writing in Clay Davis if Obama doesn't get the nomination.
 
 
   

Originally posted by sweetcell:
  feeding the troll:
 
 The Coolest D.C. Party Is Still Lame
   http://www.time.com/time/nation/article/0,8599,1735470,00.html  
 
 unlike brian, it's observant, funny and well-written.

[Jaguar]

Leave it to me to follow the beat of a different drummer but I really like Brian. Don't agree with about 95% of what he writes but that doesn't phase me. Also, I know the guy hates about 95% of most of the music that I like but that doesn't phase me either. There are many others here who don't like it either but I'm not going to hold it against them as well. I don't like a large amount of music discussed on this board but I too keep coming back. It's the general love of music itself and some of the other banter I enjoy. Occassionally, I even stumble across something new that I like, thanks to you all. Brian makes me laugh...a lot. Maybe it's just my warped sense of humor. Those who know me know I love the crazies anyway.
 
 Brian has never, ever insulted me personally so I don't take his slights against any given music as a personal affront. Even his Baby Boomer cracks don't bother me. I just perceive them as more misguided thoughts of a misled mind. Period. I can't help but think that some people take him too seriously. Or more importantly, maybe too personally. Unless he's pulling one on you, you ought to just let it ride. When he does that, it's usually after another board member has already taken him to task first then it just snowballs. Not that I'm keeping score but the guy is often just shooting back, often in delay mode. You all should learn to get a sense of levity and loosen up a bit. You too Brian.      
 
 Like NKOTB said, it's great to read different points of view regardless of whether or not you agree.
 
 Signed;
 Ba Ba Black Sheep from the other side of the field