Oh man, I'm in a training course and the instructor is like 20 and he's wearing a crisp white shirt, a black patterned tie, black slacks, somewhat sassy black shoes and... no belt. No belt! I can't figure it out. Did he forget the belt? Did he think he wore suspenders today? Whatever the case, it's a mockery of the new inspirational Obama nation to see him so beltlessly on the edge. His belt loops are like starving open birds' mouths, crying out for sustenance. I don't think he realizes what he's done here.
