Miami is a cultural wasteland.
Miami,
Florida is cultural wasteland?
Have you ever been outside the airport or a shuttle to your Carnival cruise?
I guess when you take away Art Basel, Winter Music Conference, Ultra Music Festival, Miami Fashion Week, Jai alai, Little Havana, Little Haiti, South Beach, the Design District, Overtown, Coconut Grove, Key Biscayne ... it is a cultural wasteland.
I'm not saying it's the greatest place in the world, but culture is the one thing Miami isn't missing.