So I went to the 930 Club tonight to see the Drive By Truckers. It was an hour after they started playing and I was a little wasted and I didn't have a ticket or anything, but I am the GGW, man. I let the door guys know that I was tight with thatguy, and that I have sparred online with shadrach and that I have lost vast sums of money to Seth Hurwitz in football betting - and they still wouldn't let me waltz in without a ticket. It's fascism, man. Fascsism I tell you. As a member of the online 930 community I am entitled to whatever I want when I want it. The sooner the hired hands realize that, the better. Bitches.