I feel as though this press release needs to be shared with everybody.
(I have no idea what this band sounds like)
Description from label: "Abigail have returned with their fourth album. Entitled ?Sweet Baby Metal Slut,? this album continues in the style Abigail began
exploring on ?Forever Street Metal Bitch? and further refined on ?Ultimate Unholy Death.? Playing a style that sounds like a syphilitic union of Bathory,
G.G. Allin, and Destruction, Abigail reach new lows of perversion and degeneracy. Abigail understand that, while some may find Satan through arcane ritual,
one may also find Him in the immoral stench of fresh pussy. ?Sweet Baby Metal Slut? is the ultimate culmination of Abigail?s recent work and represents
the perfection of their indulgence in insane and Satanic lust. "