TAN/JOURNEY: i saw SP at the tower theater in 2007, and after the show i stumbled into billy slowly walking to his tour bus, surrounded by a gaggle of (mostly) fangirls. he was trying to be nice'ish to the young ladies but they quickly became annoying as f*ck. one girl's question: "mmmm, ok... ok... (giggles) no, okay... here goes - i mean, i'm REALLY nervous, but anyways (fans her face)... mmmm, ok. sooooooo: billy, if you were - NANCY STOP LAUGHING THIS IS SERIOUS!!! sorry about that, i mean, she's an idiot, ok, anyways: billy, if you were a cake, what kind of a cake would you be?" she had pen and paper in hand, ready to take notes. billy looked at her incredulously, rambled off an answer and disappeared into the bus.
the red sox made it into the world series that same night in 2007. i almost felt like asking billy for his opinion on this development, but didn't want to be mixed in with the teenie-boopers.
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