there's something incredibly awesome about watching a 19-year old playing baseball totally fearless and borderline wreckless as Harper did last night.
if he's on the bases too long you can see him just itching to get home, most exciting player i've seen in a long time. i love the Federal Baseball tag-line for him in the lineup card:
1. The WereWerth - RF
2. Run-Until-He's-Tagged, Tape-Measure-Testing, Laser-Throwing, Eyeblack-Oozing Baseball Cyborg" (aka Bryce Harper) - CF
3. THE KIDS CALL HIM ZIM!! - 3B (Word.)
4. Adam "Graceful, Effortless" LaRoche - 1B
5. The People's Champion Michael Morse - LF
6. Ian "+Range, +Arm" Desmond - SS
7. "Left Side" Danny Espinosa - 2B
8. Kurt "Suzy" Suzuki - C
9. Jordan "DeadEyez" Zimmermann - RHP