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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1065 on: November 30, 2016, 11:57:13 am »
this has always been the beacon thread, away from the crazy threads.  how, ironic.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1068 on: November 30, 2016, 11:16:49 pm »
here's one for Space:

Arrested German spy was a onetime gay porn actor ? and a secret Islamist
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/arrested-german-spy-was-a-onetime-gay-porn-actor--and-a-secret-islamist/2016/11/30/57c44f1e-e068-4307-8ddf-848fda772306_story.html

i wonder if he liked lagers.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1070 on: December 08, 2016, 02:37:54 pm »
Trump?s pick to lead EPA is part of group suing the agency


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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1075 on: December 15, 2016, 01:02:07 pm »
Pinball ? once a source of ?vice and immorality? ? now legal in Kokomo, Ind., after 61-year ban
Ya got trouble, folks! Right here in Kokomo! Trouble with a capital "T" And that rhymes with "P" and that stands for pinball!
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1078 on: December 17, 2016, 05:21:02 pm »
N.C. Central Loses Celebration Bowl Thanks to Excessive Celebration Penalty
The most cringeworthy part of this was the announcer (who is African American) said after the penalty had been called but before the miss something to the affect of "you can't call celebration penalties the same way for HBC players". Holy shit, dude.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1079 on: December 17, 2016, 05:25:26 pm »
^^ wait, your link has video of the exact quote. My bad.
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