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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1336 on: June 09, 2020, 11:58:14 am »


When reality reflects @obviousplant_

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Can confirm these things are awesome. Spent a weekend on the eastern shore last summer blasting horseflies with this thing.

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1337 on: June 10, 2020, 05:46:07 pm »
this is the onion...right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1338 on: June 10, 2020, 11:00:05 pm »
this is the onion...right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.

come on...this has to be the onion
PAPA JOHN'S is dropping Tucker Carlson
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1339 on: June 10, 2020, 11:04:11 pm »
this is the onion...right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.

come on...this has to be the onion
PAPA JOHN'S is dropping Tucker Carlson

Seriously...this has to be the onion
Trump is holding his next rally on Juneteenth ... in Tulsa, the site of the 1921 race massacre ...
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1340 on: June 18, 2020, 07:55:50 pm »
Columbus, Ohio, named for Christopher Columbus, removing Christopher Columbus statue
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1342 on: July 02, 2020, 08:47:18 am »
this could go in a number of thread's including JA's America

The AZ Department of Liquor has suspended the liquor licenses of Scottsdale Life Time fitness center for violating Gov. Ducey's closure executive order.

https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/arizona-department-of-liquor-suspends-two-liquor-licenses-at-life-time-fitness-in-phoenix
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1343 on: July 02, 2020, 09:20:01 am »
a Gym with a liquor license...now we're talking!
I know Relaxer would join a Gym with a dispensary
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1344 on: July 02, 2020, 12:55:08 pm »
a Gym with a liquor license...now we're talking!
I know Relaxer would join a Gym with a dispensary

pretty sure he'd be OK with a gym that has a decent bourbon list.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1345 on: July 09, 2020, 12:17:29 pm »
The heartwarming beginning of a lifelong relationship:

Man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving stolen car.


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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1348 on: July 23, 2020, 07:47:39 pm »
so i can't decide if this is meta-meta, or against the rules of this thread, or what...

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #1349 on: July 24, 2020, 03:50:59 pm »
more Life imitating art than the onion....

Space Force Episode 4- "The First Lady of the United States designs new ostentatious uniforms for the Space Force, and F. Tony encourages her Chief of Staff to send them over the objections of Brad. With the experiment over, Mark gets rid of the new uniforms and returns home."

Trump Wanted Melania to Help Design the Space Force Uniforms Because She Has ‘Impeccable Fashion Sense’
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