When reality reflects The Onion (redux)

[Justin Tonation]

When reality reflects @obviousplant_

(WTF is @obviousplant_?)

[Yada]

When reality reflects @obviousplant_

(WTF is @obviousplant_?)

Can confirm these things are awesome. Spent a weekend on the eastern shore last summer blasting horseflies with this thing.

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this is the onion...right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.

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this is the onion...right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.

come on...this has to be the onion
PAPA JOHN'S is dropping Tucker Carlson

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this is the onion...right?

DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. (AP) -- NASCAR bans display of the Confederate flag at its events and properties.

come on...this has to be the onion
PAPA JOHN'S is dropping Tucker Carlson

Seriously...this has to be the onion
Trump is holding his next rally on Juneteenth ... in Tulsa, the site of the 1921 race massacre ...

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Columbus, Ohio, named for Christopher Columbus, removing Christopher Columbus statue

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Yes, Big Brother IS Watching: Russian Schools Getting Surveillance Systems Called 'Orwell'

[kosmo vinyl]

this could go in a number of thread's including JA's America

The AZ Department of Liquor has suspended the liquor licenses of Scottsdale Life Time fitness center for violating Gov. Ducey's closure executive order.

https://www.abc15.com/news/region-phoenix-metro/central-phoenix/arizona-department-of-liquor-suspends-two-liquor-licenses-at-life-time-fitness-in-phoenix

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a Gym with a liquor license...now we're talking!
I know Relaxer would join a Gym with a dispensary

[sweetcell]

a Gym with a liquor license...now we're talking!
I know Relaxer would join a Gym with a dispensary

pretty sure he'd be OK with a gym that has a decent bourbon list.

[grateful]

The heartwarming beginning of a lifelong relationship:

Man driving stolen car crashes into woman driving stolen car.

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Every Coldplay song ranked in order of greatness

[grateful]

All of Billy Joel's Greatest Hits played at once at regular speed and at 1/8 speed.

[sweetcell]

so i can't decide if this is meta-meta, or against the rules of this thread, or what...

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more Life imitating art than the onion....

Space Force Episode 4- "The First Lady of the United States designs new ostentatious uniforms for the Space Force, and F. Tony encourages her Chief of Staff to send them over the objections of Brad. With the experiment over, Mark gets rid of the new uniforms and returns home."

Trump Wanted Melania to Help Design the Space Force Uniforms Because She Has ‘Impeccable Fashion Sense’