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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #675 on: September 03, 2015, 04:28:43 pm »
I think someone in the r/d dept said
Fav actor - Ed Harris  (or fav controversial neuroscientist & philosopher Sam harris)
Fav Author - William Faulkner
why on earth would they even think that a toy would want the name of a fox news host?


I mean is Harris Faulkner her real name or is it a stage name anyway

apparently her dad is Her father Ret. Lt. Col. Bob Harris???
so her last name became her first name?
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #676 on: September 03, 2015, 04:30:54 pm »
I think someone in the r/d dept said
Fav actor - Ed Harris  (or fav controversial neuroscientist & philosopher Sam harris)
Fav Author - William Faulkner
why on earth would they even think that a toy would want the name of a fox news host?


I mean is Harris Faulkner her real name or is it a stage name anyway

apparently her dad is Her father Ret. Lt. Col. Bob Harris???
so her last name became her first name?

the problem with Faulkner is when he writes in that pidgin dialect or whatevber it is.. I can't understand what the fuck is going on..its a huge project for me to make it through a book of his...

I recently read a bio of eliott smith.. maybe the worse bio I have ever read... the guy knew nothing ..had no access to his friends or family but still wrote it.. as a cash-in I guess.. best thing about it was the cover..

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #677 on: September 03, 2015, 04:32:36 pm »
good ta have ya back Hutch
board was getting a little stale
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #681 on: September 08, 2015, 10:36:36 pm »
American military, only the brightest and best




US Military Academy pillow fight leaves 30 injured: report


http://tribune.com.pk/story/951147/us-military-academy-pillow-fight-leaves-30-injured-report/

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« Reply #682 on: September 09, 2015, 08:56:03 am »
I was going to post that too.

Pillow fights are serious business.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #683 on: September 09, 2015, 10:47:03 am »
American military, only the brightest and best




US Military Academy pillow fight leaves 30 injured: report


http://tribune.com.pk/story/951147/us-military-academy-pillow-fight-leaves-30-injured-report/


Future top brass in the Liz Cheney administration.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #684 on: September 09, 2015, 11:04:12 am »
American military, only the brightest and best




US Military Academy pillow fight leaves 30 injured: report


http://tribune.com.pk/story/951147/us-military-academy-pillow-fight-leaves-30-injured-report/


Future top brass in the Liz Cheney administration.
here I was thinking Mary would be a good candidate for Dick's old job as SoD
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #686 on: September 11, 2015, 08:25:19 am »
More than 1,000 items recovered at D.C.?s ?Beach? exhibit
I nearly lost my wedding ring at that 'beach'
Luckily I was determined and could hold my breath for a long time

That was a fun exhibit with kids, they are moving the balls to the DuPont underground
not sure how that will go, might be another onion story there
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #689 on: September 14, 2015, 08:54:02 pm »
Republicans sorry for saying ranger lied about making out

ST. PAUL, Minn. (AP) ? Two Republican lawmakers whom a park ranger cited for making out in a public park apologized Monday for accusing that ranger of lying and stepped down from a Minnesota House ethics panel in an apparent effort to head off a complaint from Democrats.

In separate statements, Reps. Tara Mack and Tim Kelly made little reference to the Aug. 25 incident in which a Dakota County park ranger said he found the pair making out in a car. The ranger wrote in his notes that Mack?s pants were unzipped and pulled down.

Mack and Kelly ? who are married to other people ? originally called the officer?s account ?an absolute lie,? insisting they met in Lebanon Hills Regional Park in Eagan to swap documents relating to a health insurance company. They vowed to lodge a formal complaint against the ranger.


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