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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #887 on: March 16, 2016, 11:10:12 am »


Surprised commuter had no idea Metro was closed
I'm stunned that the one person unaware Metro was closed today was a waiter. I thought for sure he would be a VPO or a captain of industry in some way.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #888 on: March 16, 2016, 03:52:21 pm »
I believe it, one hundred, percent.  waiters party harder than ceos/coos/cmos.

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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #889 on: March 16, 2016, 03:58:41 pm »
I believe it, one hundred, percent.  waiters party harder than ceos/coos/cmos.
I think the joke went over your head.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #890 on: March 16, 2016, 04:22:14 pm »
yeah, I guess.  I was too lazy to read the article.  America.

Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #891 on: March 17, 2016, 10:23:03 pm »
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #892 on: March 24, 2016, 03:50:47 pm »
Corey Feldman takes to Indiegogo to fund his next Album

https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/elev8or-2-ascension-the-feldfanfam-fundraiser#/
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #894 on: March 24, 2016, 06:12:08 pm »
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/local/man-arrested-for-not-returning-freddy-got-fingered-vhs-from-2002/177186020

Concord man accused of not returning VHS rental 14 years later

"A Concord man was arrested for failing to return a 2002 VHS rental movie, ?Freddy Got Fingered.? "
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #895 on: March 24, 2016, 10:34:21 pm »
Palo Alto considers subsidized housing for families making under $250,000
really wasn't sure if the Smakie, Jules Elec Boog or this thread would be the best place
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #896 on: March 24, 2016, 11:56:44 pm »
Neil Young's ranch must be unimaginably valuable.
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #898 on: March 29, 2016, 05:53:40 pm »
"People of the future will no doubt study this picture as the tipping point for humanity, when the last fuck was given."
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Re: When reality reflects The Onion (redux)
« Reply #899 on: March 29, 2016, 08:17:26 pm »
Blame, kim.  Blame, kim.